BbI (x1333x@1)was chilling with my BUD, SAM ADAMS. B# We get a call from MILLER. The man was having spasms. FHe (133211@1)said, "dude get dressed. There's not a chance in hell F (133211@1) BbThat (x1333x@1)we could miss this keg party up in SAN MIGUEL." Bb"Do (x1333x@1)I have to go out, dude?" B# "No but that Mexican chick CORONA is there, And she's been asking about you." FI (133211@1)hung up the phone. Time to get dressed, I F (133211@1) BbPut (x1333x@1)on my MAGIC HAT and my shirt with the RED STRIPE. BbWe (x1333x@1)hit a BUSCH dodging traffic as we passed by 'em B# In that KILLIAN'S RED charger with the FAT TIRE(s). FWe (133211@1)drove around for like half the night. F (133211@1) BbLuckily (x1333x@1)the BLUE MOON provided NATURAL LIGHT. BbWe (x1333x@1)rolled up to the party and everybody was rockin', B# Playing BECK'S old single on that iPod dock and FThat's (133211@1)where it's at. My ears were all ringing. F (133211@1) BbThe (x1333x@1)party crowd was getting loud, and everybody started singing: Bb[inaudible] (x1333x@1)bottles of beer on the wall. B# [inaudible] bottles of beer. FYou (133211@1)take one down, you pass it around, F (133211@1) BbYou (x1333x@1)got [inaudible] bottles of beer on the wall. (x2) BbNow (x1333x@1)everyone was crammed in the basement, wasted B# Even ASAHI, that foreign exchange kid. FHe (133211@1)was just in KINGFISHER, wreckin' his Vette F (133211@1) BbLike (x1333x@1)"automobile, big leck!" BbI (x1333x@1)poured myself a brew and drank half the glass B# This ugly MOOSEHEAD chick kept grabbing my ass. F (133211@1)I told that HARP that she could go to hell F (133211@1) BbAnd (x1333x@1)then I saw CORONA, and she was looking STELLA. BbAnd (x1333x@1)down to have some fun, she B# Was still a freshman, a YUENGLING with a tongue-ring. FThe (133211@1)alcohol was all clouding my thinking, F (133211@1) BbSo (x1333x@1)I slapped her on the HEINEKEN I get you a drink? And BbShe (x1333x@1)said, "ha! You're totally cute. B# "If you fetch me a beer, I'll let you touch my boob." FHell (133211@1)yeah, I went to get her a drink, then F (133211@1) BbThe (x1333x@1)party started moving, and everybody started singing: Bb[inaudible] (x1333x@1)bottles of beer on the wall. B# [inaudible] bottles of beer. FYou (133211@1)take one down, you pass it around, F (133211@1) BbYou (x1333x@1)got [inaudible] bottles of beer on the wall. (x2) BbCORONA'S (x1333x@1)ex-boyfriend started talking to me B# His FOSTER(s) parents nicknamed him MILWAUKEE'S BEAST. F'Cause (133211@1)dude was big enough that he could tackle the world. F (133211@1) BbHe (x1333x@1)was like "Hey Broski, you're jacking my girl. BbI (x1333x@1)should bust your SKOL. You look like a queer, I'm B# Gonna challenge you to a game of beer pong." F"Of (133211@1)COORS! Challenge accepted." F (133211@1) BbYou (x1333x@1)can call me GUINNESS, 'cause I'm touting the record." BbBeer (x1333x@1)pong's my game, and with my shoulder cocked B# I bounced that ball in the cup like a ROLLING ROCK. FWe (133211@1)played for a while, and I was wooing them when F (133211@1) BbI (x1333x@1)showed everyone who'd win the BLUE RIBBON... PABST BbAnd (x1333x@1)CORONA was like, "wow! B# You can totally touch my boob now." FI (133211@1)was EL PRESIDENTE F (133211@1) Or maybe a king with my CORONA BbIn (x1333x@1)my NEW CASTLE, and everybody started singing: Bb[inaudible] (x1333x@1)bottles of beer on the wall. B# [inaudible] bottles of beer. FYou (133211@1)take one down, you pass it around, F (133211@1) BbYou (x1333x@1)got [inaudible] bottles of beer on the wall. (x2) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HIgJ0MYSjv8
