Canned laughter for applause You've opened doors In and out of their wives In and out of your smalls It's not a BAFTA you're after You want a million dollar lay By all means necessary You will get your way It all seems so easy But so are you That's what I've heard them say All the make up that you wear Can't hide the flaws Your work in charity for your own cause You won't be dating a teacher You'd rather shag a manic street preacher By all means necessary You will get your way It all seems so easy But so are you That's what I've heard them say Sex with a stranger You've been laid in a manger And you think he's your saviour Will he leave his pager? You could be his daughter Look what he's bought ya But the money won't change ya Of that there's no danger Now your life's gettin' darker It's you that they're after Fifteen minutes a martyr Blame it on your father That dress nearly fits ya Girl what's possessed you Can we please take your picture You know they'll forget ya Ooh yeah It all seems so easy But so are you That's what I've heard them say By all means necessary You will get your way By all means necessary You will get your way By all means necessary You will get your way You don't get your way By giving it away [Repeat]
