Tom: D5
Intro: D~~~ G5 A5 D5 (2x)
D5
Hello. Did you miss me?
G5 A5 D5
I know I'm hard to resist
Y'all can come and help me
G5 A5 D5
pick the sweetcorn out of this.
It's hard to be humble
G5 A5 D5
When you're so fucking big
G5 A5 D5
Did you ever meet a sexier male chauvinist pig
B5 D5
I'm gonna milk it till I turn it into cheese
B5 D5
Tell your babes in arms and OAP's
C5 A5
Come take a piece of me
D5 G5-F#5-E5 A5
If you drop me I'll fall to pieces on you
D5 G5-F#5-E5 A5
If you don't see me I don't exist
D5 G5-F#5-E5
It's nice to meet you
A5 C5
Now let me go and wash my hands
A5 D5
Cause you just met the world's most handsome man
G5 A5 D5
The world's most handsome man
D5 G?A5 - D5
D5
Y'all know who I am
G?A5 - D5
I'm still the boy next door
G?A5 - D5
That's if you're Lord Litchfield and Roger Moore
If I've gone up in the world
G?A5 - D5
Or is the world gone down on me
G?A5
I'm the one who put the Brits in celebrity
B5
Give in and love it
D5
What's the point in hating me
B5 D5
You can't argue with popularity
C5 A5
Well you could but you'd be wrong
D5 G5-F#5-E5 A5
If you drop me I'll fall to pieces on you
D5 G5-F#5-E5 A5
If you don't see me I don't exist
D5 G5-F#5-E5
It's nice to meet you
A5 C5
Now let me go and wash my hands
A5
Keeping for your stands
Bb5 C5
Can you make me laugh and sign this autograph
D5
Though it's not for me
Bb5 A5 G5 F5
Flip a grin, shake a thing, name a shame
E5-F5-G5-C5
Then I'm out of here
B5
It's not very complicated
Bb5 D5 G5-F#5-E5 A5
I'm just young and overrated uuhh
D5 G5-F#5-E5 A5
D5 G5-F#5-E5 A5
D5 G5-F#5-E5 A5 C5 A5
D#5 G#5-G5-F5 Bb5
Please don?t drop me I'll fall to pieces on you
D#5 G#5-G5-F5 Bb5
If you don't see me I don't exist
D#5 G#5-G5-F5
It's nice to meet you
Bb5 C#5
Now let me go and wash my hands
Bb5
Keeping for your stands
D#5 G#5-G5-F5 Bb5
Please don?t drop me I'll fall to pieces on you
D#5 G#5-G5-F5 Bb5
If you don't see me I don't exist
D#5 G#5-G5-F5
It's nice to meet you
Bb5 C#5
Now let me see and show of hands
C#5
Cause you just met the world's most handsome man
The world's most handsome man
The world's most handsome man
D#5
The world's most handsome man