Tom: A5
 
A5                       A5
Wake up on sunday morning and everything feels so boring
G5                  D5
Is that where it ends live your life through a lens
 
Verse: (p.m.)
D5
Hair is the new hat, brown is the new black 
F5
she shouldn`t wear this he shouldn`t wear that
C5                         G5                          A*
Pleasure at leisure make mine a double measure with friends
D5 
Fashion tardis down at quo vadis 
  F5
who laughs the longest who drives the hardest       
C5                       G5                             D5
Pleasure at leisure make mine a double measure with friends
 
Bridge:
F#5                   F5               E5         
Just because I ain`t double barelled don`t mean 
    D#5               D5               C#5
I haven`t travelled well, can`t you tell!
F#5             F5          E5                 D#5           D5         A5
Oh no it`s quite appaling your conversation is boring as hell, oh well!
 
Chorus:
( A5 )                     A5
Wake up on Sunday morning and everything feels so boring
G5                    D5
Is that where it ends with your life through a lens
A5                                A5
And now your boyfriend`s suspicious so go home and wash the dishes
B5  B5       E5   G5   D5       A5
And wash them well so he can`t tell
 
Verse:

She`s looking real drab just out of rehab

I`m talking football she`s talking ab fab

Your clothes are very kitch just because your daddy is rich

You sound so funny with your voice all plummy

Now your cheque`s just bounced better run to your mummy

And you know it`s a class act she`ll never ask for it back
 
Bridge:
F#5                   F5               E5            
Just because I ain`t double barelled don`t mean 
    D#5               D5               C#5
I haven`t travelled well, can`t you tell!
 
Chorus:
A5                       A5
Mix with the local gentry and don`t crash Tarquin`s Bentley
G5                 D5
I`ll take the bends with our life thru a lens
A5                                 A5
You`re scared of the poor and needy is that why you`re all inbreedy? 
B5     B5        E5  G5      D5        A5
They`re just like you, they need love too
 
Zw.Spiel:    
A5    G5     F5  (p m )
 

Chorus:
A5                       A5
Wake up on Sunday morning and everything feels so boring
G5                   D5
Is that where it ends with your life through a lens
A5                                 A5
And now your boyfriend`s suspicious so go home and wash the dishes
G5                 D5
And wash them well so he can`t tell
 
Outro:
A5  A5   G5   F5  G5  A*