Tom: B5 Intro: B5 E5 A5 B5 (2x) B5 It was me and my monkey E5 Him with his dungarees and rollerblades A5 Smoking filter tips reclining in the passenger seat of my B5 supercharged jet black Chevrolet He had the soft top down E5 He liked the wind in his face B5 He said ?Son, you ever been to Vegas?? I said ?No? he said ?That?s where we?re gonna go, you need a change of place? E5 And when we hit the strip with all the wedding chapels and the neon signs he said B5 ?I left my wallet in El Segundo? and proceeded to take two grand of mine E5 A5 We made tracks to the Mandalay Bay hotel B5 A5 Asked the bell boy if he?d take me and my monkey as well E5 He looked in the passenger seat of my car and with a smile he said A5 ?If your monkey?s got that kind of money sir, and we?ve got a monkey B5 bed? Chorus: B5 Me and monkey E5 With a dream and a gun A5 Hoping my monkey B5 Don?t point that gun at anyone Me and monkey E5 Like Butch and the Sundance Kid A5 B5 Trying to understand Why he did what he did Why he did what he did B5 E5 And at the elevator I hit the 33rd floor He had a room up top with a panoramic view it?s like nothing you?ve B5 ever seen before E5 He went to sleep in the bidet and when he awoke He ran his little monkey fingers through the yellow pages B5 Called up escort services and ordered some oki doke E5 Forty minutes later there came a knock at the door In walked this big, bad-ass baboon into my bedroom with 3 monkey B5 whores E5 ?Hi, my name is Sunshine. These are my girls. Lace my palm with silver baby oh yeah and they?ll rock your world? A5 B5 A5 So I watched pay per view and polished my shoes and my gun B5 A5 Was sticking on Kurt Cobain sing about lithium B5 A5 There came and knocked at the door and in walked Sunshine ?What?s up?? - ?You better get your ass in here boy your monkey is B5 having too much of a good time? Chorus: B5 Me and my monkey E5 Drove in search of the sun A5 Me and my monkey B5 Don?t point that gun at anyone Me and my monkey E5 Like Billy the Kid A5 B5 Trying to understand Why he did what he did Why he did what he did (no chords) Got tickets to see Sheena Easton The monkey was high Said it was a burning ambition to see her before he died We left before encores He couldn?t sit still Sheena was a blast baby But my monkey was ill When I played black jack Kept hittin? 23 Couldn?t help but notice this Mexican just staring at me Or was it my monkey I couldn?t be sure It?s not like you?ve never seen a monkey in rollerblades and dungarees before A5 B5 A5 Now don?t test my patience cause we?re not about to run B5 A5 That?s a bad-ass monkey boy and he?s packing a gun B5 A5 ?My name is Rodriguez? he says with death in his eye B5 A5 ?I?ve been chasing you for a long time amigos B5 And now your monkey is gonna die? B5 Me and my monkey E5 Drove in search of the sun A5 Me and my monkey B5 We don?t wanna kill no Mexican E5 But we got ten itchy fingers One thing to declare A5 B5 When the monkey is high E5 You do not stare You do not stare You do not stare B5 E5 Looks like we got ourselves a Mexican stand off here boy A5 And I ain?t about to run Put your gun down boy B5 How did I get mixed up with this fucking monkey anyhow
