B5 Eddie licked chickens on the farm G#5 When he was just sixteen F#5 A little ferret was his friend E5 E5 He used to keep his bottom clean The moment that he touched a goat B5 F#5 He stroked it every day (stroked it every day) G#5 It was a very happy farm E5 E5 Where Eddie and his midgets (?) played B5 Eddie's got 27 pigs and a dozen cows G#5 He became a farmer to abuse his sows F#5 Said he screwed a different goat after every stoat (?) E5 E5 And the sausage man came marching in again B5 Eddie finished at the sty F#5 And then harrassed a horse G#5 He rubbed it up and down his back E5 E5 And mounted it with violent force B5 Took seven voles to his mum's bedroom F#5 They nibbled off his clothes (nibbled off his clothes) G#5 Some people say he was a weirdo E5 E5 But (baaaaah) you should see him go B5 Eddie's got 27 pigs and a dozen cows G#5 He became a farmer to abuse his sows F#5 Said he screwed a different goat after every stoat (?) E5 E5 And the sausage man came marching in again B5 G#5 He's in deep inside a beaver E5 E5 You hear him moan but don't be scared F#5 G#5 B5 Cause like diseases, he comes and then he goes, yeah, let's go B5 Three days later, Eddie's sitting in a cell G#5 Serves him right for giving all his horses hell F#5 So now the goats can live in peace and harmony E5 E5 Safe in the knowledge there'll be no more beastiality B5 Eddie had 27 pigs and a dozen cows (Eddie had a farm , but he caused it harm ) G#5 He became a farmer to abuse his sows F#5 Said he screwed a different goat after every stoat (?) (after every show, Eddie nailed a goat) E5 E5 And the sausage men were eating sandwiches, yeah, eh-eh-eh-eh
