Tabbed by: Walter Faber
Tuning: No friggin Idea, my ears are broken. I play it in E Standard.
Have fun with your balls out! (And don't forget to look cool... for the chicks.)
e | ------------------------------- | ------------------------------------------ |
B | ------------------------------- | ------------------------------------------ |
G | ------------------------------- | ------------------------------------------ |
D | ------------------------------- | ------------------------------------------ |
A | ---------5--0--3--<5>--3--5--0- | --5--0--3--<5>--3--5--0------------------- |
E | ------------------------------- | ------------------------------------------ |
When I was only three,
Dm
my mom said to me,
C Am
"Don't go screwing a skanky ho,
Bb
or you're gonna get VD"
C Am
When I was seventeen,
Dm
I boned a kooky bitch
C Am
A couple days later, my balls swelled up,
Bb Bb F Bb
And my crotch began to itch
C Dm
But thats when I totally knew,
Bb
What God wanted me to do,
C
Whoooaa!
Whoa, ohhh, oh oh, hey, hey, hey!
Dm F Am F G G Am
Fuck all night, and party all day!
Am Am Am F F Am G
Whoa, ohhh, oh oh, hey, hey, hey!
Dm F Am F G G Am
Fuck all night and party...All day
Am Am Am F F Am G
etc.
Solo
e | -------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
B | ----------------13pb15--13-13-11-11-10-10--------------------------------- |
G--------10--12------------------------------------------------------------- |
D | --12---------------------------------------------------------------------- |
A | -------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
E | -------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
e | ------------------12b13---13r12--10--------------------------------------- |
B | --10---11--13------------------------10--11--13pb15-13~~------------------ |
G | -------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
D | -------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
A | -------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
E | -------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
e | -------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
B | ----------------13pb15--13-13-11-11-10-10--------------------------------- |
G--------10--12------------------------------------------------------------- |
D | --12---------------------------------------------------------------------- |
A | -------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
E | -------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
e | -------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
B | ----------------13pb15--13-10---11--10------------------------------------ |
G------10--12---------------------------10- 12b14r12------------------------ |
D | --12------------------------------------------------10~~~~---------------- |
A | -------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
E | -------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
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| / slide up
| \ slide down
B hammer-on
| p pull-off
| ~ vibrato
| + harmonic
| x Mute note
B Bend
| pb Pre-bend
| br Bend release
| pbr Pre-bend release
| brb Bend release bend
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