Dumb Ways To Die **************** C F e-----------0-----------1------| B-----------1-----------1------| G---------0---0-------2---2----| (Repeat throughout the verses) D------------------3-----------| A------3-----------------------| E------------------------------| Set fire to your hair Poke a stick at a grizzly bear Eat medicine that's out of date Use your private parts as piranha bait CHORUS C Em Am C Dumb ways to die F D G F So many dumb ways to die C Em Am Em Dumb ways to die F G C So many dumb ways to die Get your toast out with a fork Do your own electrical work Teach yourself how to fly Eat a two week old unrefrigerated pie CHORUS Invite a psycho killer inside Scratch a drug dealer's brand new ride Take your helmet off in outer space Use a clothes dryer as a hiding place CHORUS Keep a rattle snake as a pet Sell both your kidneys on the internet Eat a tube of superglue 'I wonder what's this red button do' CHORUS F G C Fmaj7 F G Dress up like a moose during hunting season F G C Fmaj7 F Disturb a nest of wasps for no good reason G Am Stand on the edge of a train station platform G Am Drive around the boom gates at a level crossing G Am G Run across the tracks between the platforms F G They may not rhyme but they quite possibly C Em Am Em The dumbest ways to die C Em Am Em The dumbest ways to die C Em Am Em The dumbest ways to die... F So many dumb F G C So many dumb ways to die >Might not be accurate, but works for me ^.^' >Transcribed by Lusi (lusimail[at]gmail[dot]com)