C F x2 Verse: C F C F Set fire to your hair C F C F Poke a stick at a grizzly bear C F C F Eat medicines that's out of date C F C F Use your private parts as piranha bait Chorus: C G Am Em Dumb ways to die F D7 G F So many dumb ways to die C G Am Em Dumb ways to die F G C So many dumb ways to die Verse: Get your toast out with a fork Do your own electrical work Teach yourself how to fly Eat a two week old unrefrigerated pie Chorus: C G Am Em Dumb ways to die F D7 G F So many dumb ways to die C G Am Em Dumb ways to die F G C So many dumb ways to die Verse: Invite a psycho-killer inside Scratch a drug dealer's brand new ride Take your helmet off in outer space Use your clothes dryer as a hiding place Chorus: C G Am Em Dumb ways to die F D7 G F So many dumb ways to die C G Am Em Dumb ways to die F G C So many dumb ways to die Verse: Keep a rattlesnake as a pet Sell both the kidneys on the internet Eat a tube of superglue "I wonder what's this red button do?" Chorus: C G Am Em Dumb ways to die F D7 G F So many dumb ways to die C G Am Em Dumb ways to die F G C So many dumb ways to die Bridge: Am G C Em F G Dress up like a moose during hunting season F G C Em F Disturbed a nest of wasps for no good reason G Am Stand on the edge of a train station platform G Am Drive around the boom gates at a railroad crossing G Am Run across the tracks between the platforms F G They may not rhyme but they quite possibly End Chorus: C G Am Em Dumbest ways to die C G Am Em Dumbest ways to die C G Am Em Dumb ways to die F So many dumb Fm C So many dumb ways to die
