Dumb Ways To Die
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      C (x32010@1)          F (133211@1)                  
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G---------0---0-------2---2----|  (Repeat throughout the verses) 
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Set fire to your hair
Poke a stick at a grizzly bear
Eat medicine that's out of date
Use your private parts as piranha bait

CHORUS
C (x32010@1)  Em (022000@1)    Am (x02210@1)  CDumb (x32010@1)ways to die
   F (133211@1)       D (xx0232@1)     G (320003@1)   FSo (133211@1)many dumb ways to die
C (x32010@1)  Em (022000@1)    Am (x02210@1)  EmDumb (022000@1)ways to die 
   F (133211@1)       G (320003@1)      CSo (x32010@1)many dumb ways to die

Get your toast out with a fork 
Do your own electrical work
Teach yourself how to fly
Eat a two week old unrefrigerated pie

CHORUS

Invite a psycho killer inside
Scratch a drug dealer's brand new ride
Take your helmet off in outer space
Use a clothes dryer as a hiding place

CHORUS

Keep a rattle snake as a pet
Sell both your kidneys on the internet
Eat a tube of superglue 
'I wonder what's this red button do'

CHORUS

F (133211@1)      G (320003@1)    C (x32010@1)         Fmaj7 (1x3210@1)    F (133211@1)    GDress (320003@1)up like a moose during hunting season
   F (133211@1)      G (320003@1)      C (x32010@1)    Fmaj7 (1x3210@1)    FDisturb (133211@1)a nest of wasps for no good reason
G (320003@1)                    Am (x02210@1)          
Stand on the edge of a train station platform
G (320003@1)                              Am (x02210@1)Drive around the boom gates at a level crossing
G (320003@1)                               Am (x02210@1)      G (320003@1)Run across the tracks between the platforms 
F (133211@1)                         GThey (320003@1)may not rhyme but they quite possibly

C (x32010@1)    Em (022000@1)    Am (x02210@1) EmThe (022000@1)dumbest ways to die
    C (x32010@1)    Em (022000@1)    Am (x02210@1) EmThe (022000@1)dumbest ways to die
    C (x32010@1)    Em (022000@1)    Am (x02210@1) EmThe (022000@1)dumbest ways to die...
   F (133211@1)       
So many dumb
   F (133211@1)       G (320003@1)      CSo (x32010@1)many dumb ways to die



>Might not be accurate, but works for me ^.^'
>Transcribed by Lusi (lusimail[at]gmail[dot]com)