First acoustic part (0:42)
B5 D5 F#5 G5
(JB) Waaait Waaait Waaait you mother-fucker
G5 D5 A5
we challenge you to a rock off,
G5 D5 A5
(Both)Give us one chance to rock your socks off
Second acoustic part (1:24)
E5
(JB) If we win,
E5 A5 E5
you must take your sorry ass back to hell
E5 A5 F5 C5 G5 A5
and also you will have to pay our rent
Beelzeboss:
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AND WHAT IF I WIN?
G (strum on...
(JB) Then you can take Kage back to hell..
(KG) What!?
(JB) Trust me kage it's the only way
(KG) What the fuck are you talkin about?
...) C5
(JB) To be your little bitch
Third acoustic part (3:03)
Tenacious D5 :
(JB) NOOOO! c'mon Kage bring the thunder
G5 Bb5
(KG) There's just no way that we can win that was a masterpeice
(JB) Listen to me-
D5 G5
(KG) He rocks to hard because he's not a mortal man
(JB) God dammit Kage,
G5
he's gonna make you his sex slave,
Bb5
your gonna gargle Mayonnaise
(KG) Noo
D5 G5
(JB) Unless we bust a massive monster mamajam
(KG) Dude,
G5
we've been through so much shit
Eb5
(JB) De-activated lasers with my dick
Bb5 D5
(BOTH)Now it's time to blow this fucker down
G5
(JB) c'mon Kage now it's time to blow doors down
Eb5 Bb5 F5
(KG) I hear you Jables now it's time to blow doors down
G5
(JB) Light up the stage cuz its time for a showdown
Eb5 Bb5 F5
(KG) We'll bend you over then we'll take ya to brown town
G5
(BOTH)Now we've got to blow this fucker down
Eb5 Bb5 F5
(KG) He's gonna rape me if we do not blow doors down
G5
(JB) C'mon Kage cuz it's time to blow doors down
Eb5 Bb5 F5
(KG) OOOOOOh (?) It's time for the black out
this is the part where the distorted guitar comes in, just play the power chords with a
of palm muting
G5 D5
(JB) Hey educationer, Beelzeboss,
Bb5 D5
we know your weakness our rocket-sauce
G5 D5
we rock the cassbaw, and blow your mind
Bb5 D5
we will defeat you, for all mankind
G5 D5
you hold the scepter, we hold the key
Bb5 F5
you are the devil, we are the D
G5 D5
(BOTH)We are the D, We are the D
Bb5 F5
We are the D, We are the D
G5 D5
We are the D, We are the D
Bb5 F5
We are the D, We are the D
Gm D (Go nutz from here :D )
We are the D, We are the D
Bb5 F5
We are the D, We are the D
G5 D5
We are the D, We are the D
Bb5 F5 End on G5
We are the D, We are the D