D5         D5
I might lost my leg in the war
G5           A5
What War? The War of love
D5         D5
My girl's a real shark
G5                                A5
I'm not gonna try to uh debate it, not everybodys perfect

D5                    D5                   G5           A5
My baby told me, "Darling if you can't get a pardon, better get a parole"
D5                    D5                   G5           A5
I told her I'd be out by morning when the sun is down and with the money rolled
G5    A5  D5     /C#5          D5
Ooh we, that gal's the gal for me
G5          A5     D5
She loves me tenderly

D5                    D5                   G5           A5
I walked with my brand new slacks and my hair slick back down to Donny's pier
D5                    D5                   G5           A5
Donny wants me to buy him a bottle but I blew my wallet on a chandelier
G5    A5  D5     /C#5          D5
All for my loving gal Eleanor 
G5          A5     D5
who loves the elderly

G5             A5   D5     /C#5          D5
A bottle of scotch A dimesack and a diamond watch
G5          A5     D5
Wouldn't you like that
G5             A5   D5     /C#5          D5
A bottle of gin A typewriter and a violin
G5          A5     D5
Wouldn't you like that

(piano part)
D5                    D5        G5                                   A5
Whoa! James Felice on the piano. Real talent. Alright Jimmy that's enough let's wrap it up.

G5             A5   D5     /C#5          D5
Ooh we, that gal's the gal for me
G5          A5     D5
She loves me tenderly

D5                    D5                   G5           A5
I left my blue-eyed lady and went with Tony Mercedes to the gambling room
D5                    D5                   G5           A5
I lost my diamond watch but in the parking lot I took back again
G5             A5   D5     /C#5          D5
Oh man you've got to understand
G5          A5     D5
She loves me tenderly


G5             A5   D5     /C#5          D5
A bottle of scotch A dimesack and a diamond watch
G5          A5     D5
Wouldn't you like that
G5             A5   D5     /C#5          D5
A bottle of gin (what)A typewriter and a violin
G5          A5     D5
Wouldn't you like that


G5             A5   D5     /C#5          D5
A sunny day, a shotgun and a Chevrolet
G5          A5     D5
Wouldn't you like that
G5             A5   D5     /C#5          D5
A painted scene of horses on the city green
G5          A5     D5
Wouldn't you like that

G5             A5   D5     /C#5          D5
A microwave, a pillbox and a jack of spades
G5          A5     D5
Wouldn't you like that