Tab by TKchaos
Intro (when Base starts):
E5 C5 G5 B5 : 2x
1ST VERSE:
E5 C5
Oh, no. Don't pretend I didn't see
G5 B5
You roll your eyes at my gaming tee
E5 C5
Don't know if you can read or if you've seen
G5 B5
The sweet piece in this week's Wired magazine
C5
The latest trend has hit its peak
D5 B5
They say that geek's becomin' chic
E5 C5
So now you're out of style as you can be
G5 B5
And I'm in vogue, so you can bite me
E5 C5
To all the ass-hat jocks who beat me up in school
G5
Now I'm the one that's cool
B5
I'm the one that's cool
E5 C5
To all the prom queen bitches thinking they still rule
G5
Now I'm the one that's cool
B5
I'm the one that's cool
E5 C5 G5 B5 : 2x
2ND VERSE:
E5 C5
Try to cop my style but I'm the real thing
G5 B5
While you played sports, I played Magic the Gathering
E5 C5
See you pose a part of nerd society
G5 B5
My Aquaman pajamas prove my pedigree
C5 C5
Watched my Next Gen every night
G5 B5
Wore a headgear to fix my overbite
E5 C5 G5
Your black-rimmed glasses are prescription free, where as me
B5
I literally can't see my hand in front of my face
E5 C5
To all the ass-hat jocks who beat me up in school
G5
Now I'm the one that's cool
B5
I'm the one that's cool
E5 C5
To all the prom queen bitches thinking they still rule
G5
Now I'm the one that's cool
B5
I'm the one that's cool
E5 C5
And to my eighth-grade crush who pushed me in the pool
G5
Now I'm the one that's cool
B5
I'm the one that's cool
E5 C5
You may be tan and fit and rich but you're a tool
G5
And I'm the one that's cool
B5
I'm the one that's cool
E5 C5 G5 B5 1x
3RD VERSE:
E5 C5
Role reversal must be a total drag
G5 B5
But there's no point, no point for me to humblebrag
E5 C5
I appreciate you for being cruel
G5 B5
I'm burning bright thanks to your rejection fuel
C5
Got my in-jokes you won't get
G5 B5
Like Honey Badger, Troll Face and Nyan Cat
E5 C5
So now your ballin' parties seem so dumb
G5 B5
You can Evite me, and I'll say yes, but I won't really come
E5 C5
Got my comics
G5 B5
Got my games
E5 C5
All the things you
G5 B5
thought were lame
E5 C5
Got my cosplay
G5 B5
Fanfic too
E5 C5
Got you pegged
G5 B5
S T F U
E5 C5
To all the ass-hat jocks who beat me up in school
G5
Now I'm the one that's cool
B5
I'm the one that's cool
E5 C5
To all the prom queen bitches thinking they still rule
G5
Now I'm the one that's cool
B5
I'm the one that's cool
E5 C5
And to my eighth-grade crush who pushed me in the pool
G5
Now I'm the one that's cool
B5
I'm the one that's cool
E5 C5
You may be tan and fit and rich but you're a tool
G5
And I'm the one that's cool
B5
I'm the one that's cool
[while Guitar-Solo]
E5 C5 G5 B5 : 4x
[let ring]
E5_____
NOTE:
These are all Powerchords
With open chords its:
E5 = E5
C5 = C5
G5 = G5
B5 = D5 *
* must be something between B5 and D. With Powerchords B5 sounds better then D5.
And with open Chords D5 sounds better then Bm.
