intro (keyboard arranged for guitar): cheekily pinched from Aussie folk song 'Waltzing Matilda'! E------0-0----------0----------- | B--1h3-----3-3--1h3---1---0h1--- | G-----------------------2------- | D------------------------------- | A------------------------------- | E------------------------------- | verse 1: G5 A5 C5 E5 First and last men walk this earth but only a few survive G5 A5 C5 E5 I'm the wizard of aus and I've got it all planned for my first nuclear device G5 A5 C5 E5 I don't really care about which way you vote cos my gerrymander works out fine G5 A5 C5 E5 I sell desert stretches like a big rubber glove to Japan for a nuclear device nuclear device! (play: A5 D5 C5 E5 ) nuclear device! (play: A5 D5 C5 E5 ) nuclear device! (play: A5 D5 C5 E5 ) F5 G5 Bb5 C5 (x2) F5 If I could get lucky I'd secede from the states, I'd buy the country at an incredible rate! verse 2: G5 A5 C5 E5 Brisbane men stay home at night cos I outlawed all of the vice G5 A5 C5 E5 I'm the wizard of aus and I've rolled the streets dreaming of a nuclear device G5 A5 C5 E5 If I could get lucky I'd go out on my own and sell Australia the rice nuclear device! (play: A5 D5 C5 E5 ) nuclear device! (play: A5 D5 C5 E5 ) nuclear device! (play: A5 D5 C5 E5 ) F5 G5 Bb5 C5 (x2) middle 8 solo chords: D5 C5 D5 C5 A5 G5 D5 A5 (x2) C5 A5 F5 A5 C5 A5 C5 D5 - C5 - A5 - G5 - F5 - E5 F5 D5 A5 F5 G5 Bb5 C5 (x2) F5 If I could get lucky and secede from the states, I'd buy the country at an incredible rate! (x3) At an incredible rate! (x8) Stay on F 'til fade