CAPO 1

INTRO: F#5

F#5             D5   F#5                    D5
Hello, I'm Harry.  I've had women I've had germs
F#5                       D5      F#5                      D5
They're eerie, wild and wailing and seductive in small doses
D5          E5  A5         D5
Only one way, only one way
D5               E5              D5
Why can't we take a couple of tablets?
( F#5 / D5 ALTERNATING )
Hello, I'm Harry.  Did you receive the letter sent?
The cheque enclosed the ngatives?
Well here's some headlines current and sensible -
D5            E5                       A5
Moscow's in Ayrshire, what's the problem?
  D5                B5
Should I throw my tammy in the ring
    E5           A5
And run for President
Ooh, it's farmed out, ooh it's penned in
Ooh, I'm left in no doubt.
D5               B5
I'm Harry, Hello
      A5               D5
Hey I'm Harry, Hello

( F#5 , D5 ALTERNATING )

D5             E5           A5
You want me, you want me, do I?
F#5         D5               E5
Arsenic be judge, gin be jury
D5                             E5
The chocolate's watching, the cuckoos are clocking me
A5                           D5
They leave me alone in my sulk
               B5              E5
Stalking a beautiful girl in a rural spot
          D5                E5
I gets larger as she gets nearer

A5                        D5      E5
There's only one way, oh way oh way

                       A5
The rest is just chemistry