Tabbed by Rob Bowman


Chords

  C5  Gadd11  F5   G5  D5  A5  G5  F5
 | -0----------1---3--1---0--------1--
 | -1----1-----1---3--2---1--------1--
 | -0----0-----2---0--3---2--------1--
 | -2----0-----3---0--0---2----2---3--
 | -3----2-----3---2--0---0----x---3--
 | ------------1---3-----------3---1--

Intro
A5  Gadd11  C5  G5  F5
            Ooooohhh  yeah
A5  Gadd11  C5  G5  F5
          Ooooooh aaahhh
Verse
A5        Gadd11 C5             G5     F5
The first time I saw your face on the set of Innerspace
A5      Gadd11   C5         G5   F5
Thought it would always be like this
A5        Gadd11   C5          G5        F5
Just like Kurt and Goldie, or Matthew Broderick and Sarah Jessica Parker
A5    Gadd11 C5         G5     F5
A picture of Hollywood wedded bliss

Bridge (palm muted)
D5
But it was not to be,
A5
You left me for that dirty stinkin Aussie,
D5
That skin headed gladiating fool,
G(clean, let ring)
Ten thousand odd foot of tool

Chorus
             C5        G5             F5
Now I'm mowing lawns on a ride on lawn mower
      C5        G5             F5
While you ride on Russel Crowe-ah
C5   G5        F5   F5        A5   Gadd11 C5   G5 F5
Meg Ryan, I'm cryin' over you        (Yeah yeah)

Verse
A5  Gadd11   C5          G5   F5
You built an empire out of romantic comedies
A5             Gadd11 C5              G5 F5
Sleepless in Seattle, Courage Under Fire, and When Harry Met Sally
A5              Gadd11  C5              G5    F5
You got famous in that restaurant scene but I didn't see you comin', No no
A5           Gadd11 C5                  G5   F5
But tell me baby were you fakin' it with me?  Ye-ah

Chorus
            C5         G5            F5
Cause I'm mowin lawns on a ride on lawn mower yeah
         C5   G5            F5
Meg, cause you ride on Russel Crowe-ah
C5   G5        F5   F5        D5
Meg Ryan, I'm cryin' over you

Bridge
D5
What was it baby
A5
Was it cause he was in Vertuosity?
D5
That shouldn't be a selling point
      A5
You can take it from me, take it from me YEAH!
D5
How is it baby,
      A5
When he gets you in the bed?
F5
All reports are
        G(let ring)
That he's Quick and the Dead (Quick and  the Dead____________)

(no chords)
And I'm mowin lawns on a ride on lawn mower ("Diva by Gatesy!")
Cause you ride on Russel Crowe-ah (bring back chords on F)

(tricky part, ending sung over top of chorus)
            C5             G5            F5
And I'm mowin lawns on a ride on lawn mower
                         I'd like to bury him up to his head
      C5                 G5                F5
While you________________ ride  on  Russel  Crowe-ah
In the grass and make him dead, teach him a lesson that he'll never forget
C5                              G5         F5   F5                  A5
Meg______________                  Ryan,     I'm cryin'.......over you
I'm gonna get him with a Trident and a net.