Transcribed by Rob Bowman

Intro:  C5  Bb5  A5  G5

C5         Bb5
Table for one,  
A5         G5
Preferably out of the sun,  
F5    C5      G5
Somewhere where it's quiet.  
      
C5            Bb5
And a coffee too,  
A5             G5
Better make it black right through,  
F5  C5        G5
I'm feeling fairly shite.  
      
A5   G5      C5
I don't think I have enough class,  
          E5               F5
To handle drinking from a glass,  
       F#5         G(stop)
Get me water in a pla   stic cup.  
      
  C5      Bb5         C5
G & S:          I went a shandy too far,  
          E5
I woke up in the bed of,  
F5       F#5         G(stop)
Someone who I just never thought I'd do.  
          C5      Bb5         C5
I know, I went a shandy too far,  
         E5               F5
I wonder where I left my car?  
  G5          C5     G5
A shandy too far.  
      

Mmmm... yum , yum , yum...  

C5           Bb5
Comfortable bed...  

G & S:          (Comfortable bed...)  
A5              G5
Shame about the pain in my head.  
F5  C5
Where'd I leave my shoes?  
    G5
G & S:          (Well, they're just over there...)  
C5  Bb5
Well, they're over there,  
A5
G & S:          (Over there...)  
              G5
Underneath my underwear,  
    F5  C5        G5
And where'd I get this bruise?  

A5             G5             C5
I can hear her come down the hall,  
             EF
And bang her head against the wall,  
             F#5
And wish she didn't have...  
      G5
... appalling luck.  

    C5      Bb5         C5
She went a shandy too far,  
          E5
I woke up in the bed of,  
F5       F#5         G(stop)
Someone who I just never thought I'd do.  
         C5      Bb5         C5
I know I went a shandy too far,  
         E5               F5
I wonder where I left my car?  
  G5          A5   
A shandy too far.  

E5       A5           Bb5
Take my advice, in a crisis,  
        F5             F#5
Catch a taxi, catch a bus.  
               G5
But if there's one thing you should never do is trust yourself,  
 C5         Bb5
'Cause there's a caveman inside,  
A5       G5             F5
Your brain's just coming along for the ride,  
      G5         C5       G5
You'd think I'd learn.  

Yon and Gatesy: (Shandy too far...)  

C5               Bb5
I don't know it all,  
A5              G5
When it will be safe to call.  
   FF#
We used to be quite friendly,  
    G5
But this could be the end.  

           C(stop, tacet from here)
Because we went...  

Yon and Gatesy: We went a shandy too far.  

(Shandy, shandy too far...)  

Yon and Gatesy: I woke up in the bed of,  
Bring back G
Someone who I never thought I'd do.  
         C5      Bb5         C5
I know I went a shandy too far,  
         E5               F5
I wonder where I left my car?  
  G5          C5     G5
A shandy too far.  


(They all start shouting at once)  

C5         Bb5        A5
Ooooo-wa, ooooo-wa, oooh,  Whoaoh
G5         F5
Ooooo-wa, oooh,  
G5          C5    
Shandy too far.  

    G5
Never happened to me personally, of course.  

C5         Bb5        A5
Ooooo-wa, ooooo-wa, oooh,  

Is Mum in the audience again?!  
G5         F5
Ooooo-wa, oooh,  
G5          C5    G5
Shandy too far.  

C5         Bb5        A5
Ooooo-wa, ooooo-wa, oooh,  
G5         F5
Ooooo-wa, oooh,  


G5          C5            G5
Shandy too far...  
Scod:       Shandy too far...  
Gatesy: Shandy too far.  

C5         Bb5        A5
Ooooo-wa, ooooo-wa, oooh,  

How much money?  
G5         F5
Ooooo-wa, oooh,  
G(let ring)
Shandy too...  
Scod:     Shandy too...  
    Shandy too...  
    C5              C5
... far_ooooooooh