Tripod - Apparently

Transcribed by Rob
rebowman@utas.edu.au

B (x2444x@1)                          E (022100@1) Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba bum


E (022100@1)                           BApparently, (x2444x@1)they have the technology
B (x2444x@1)               E (022100@1)   E7To (020130@1)fix, the ozone hole
                AAll (x02220@1)you have to do, 
   E (022100@1)                            AIs (x02220@1)shut down every factory in the world
    E (022100@1)  B (x2444x@1)                E (022100@1)         BAnd (x2444x@1)that,  is too much of a sacrifice
                           EBa (022100@1)ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba bum


E (022100@1)                           BApparently, (x2444x@1)they have the technology
B (x2444x@1)                             E (022100@1)     E7To (020130@1)make, a man or woman able to fly
                AAll (x02220@1)you have to do, 
             E (022100@1)                                       AIs (x02220@1)have your arms cut off and surgically replaced with wings
    E (022100@1)  B (x2444x@1)                E (022100@1)         BAnd (x2444x@1)that,  is too much of a sacrifice
                           EBa (022100@1)ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba bum
E (022100@1)                           BApparently, (x2444x@1)they have the technology
B (x2444x@1)                         ETo (022100@1)track, any stolen mobile pho_______ne
                AAll (x02220@1)you have to do, 
                E (022100@1)                                       AIs (x02220@1)to get the police to go out and arrest everyone with a stolen mobile phone
    E (022100@1)  B (x2444x@1)                E(let ring)  B(let ring)
And that,  is too much of a sacrifice
 E(let ing)                  B(let ring)
Apparently, they had the technology
   B(let ring)        ELet ring)   E7(let ring)
To fix, the millenium bug
               A(LR)   E(let ring)                  A(let ring)
All you had to do, was sit on your arse and do fuck all
    E (022100@1)  B (x2444x@1)                 E (022100@1)        B (x2444x@1)name="chord_022100@1">E
But that,  was too much of a sacrifice