Am (palm muted. Got that same beat as on the real adds) Spoken: Joining today's modern defense force is hard enough. First you have to choose: Navy, Airfoce, Army, Kiss Army, Salvation Army, Army of Darkness, but even when you've chosen, you have to make the grade. (All chords palm muted for first verse) Verse: Am F I'm way too skinny for the Army? Am G Way too slender for the job? Am F What can I do if my country doesn't want me cause Am G My talents only stretch to mini golf? Am F I'm way too uncool for the Army Am G All that running through car tyres Am F I guess that would come in handy if you invaded Am G A country whose terrain was all car tyres. Chorus:(clean) C But I'm skinny and unclever Am Maybe now more than ever F G The technology has caught up with me Am If wars have gone all electronic C I could fight them with my joystick F G As long as they bring pizza to me C Then I could be in the Army. Verse 2: Am F It's not tricky to imagine C G Am Me in a bunker at a screen F Controlling reconaisance robots C Maybe mine detecting robots G Even robots who run through tyres Chorus: C But I'm skinny and unclever Am Maybe now more than ever F G The technology has caught up with me Am If wars have gone all electronic C I could fight them with my joystick F G While watching McLeod's Daughters on TV A# Then I could be in the Army. Verse 3: F I was never good at Pacman C A# But at Defender I'd light up the skies F I was never good at Frogger C A# It's much to much like hopping all the tyres F And if I don't get in the Army C A# I could become an evil mastermind F Live in an underwater tower C A# And wearing shiny skivvies all the time C That would be fine Chorus: C Skinny and unclever Am Maybe now more than ever F G The technology has caught up with me, (If I could make up my mind) Am If wars have gone all electronic C I could fight them with my joystick F G As long as they bring pizza to me C Then I could be in the Army____.
