Am9                  Amin7          F                    Csus4 C
You know Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Vixen,

F                  Amin7           Dm9               C       C/B    Am9
Comet and Cupid and... Chopper and Nixon.

                   F
But do you recall,

       F                                         G
The least famous reindeer of all?

C           G            Am9     Em9     F            C
Fabian, Fabian, Fabian, Fabian, Fabian, Fabian,

G                       C
This song's for you.

C           G            Am9     Em9     F            C
Fabian, Fabian, Fabian, Fabian, Fabian, Fabian,

G                       C              G
This song's for you.

C                              G                                  C             F     G
This is the tale of a reindeer that nobody knows,

C                                             G                             Am9      Dm9       G
Shoved down the back and largely ignored on account of a nasal disfigurement.

Dm9                            Am9
Not unlike Rudolph in that sense,

        Dm9                                  Am9
The hallmarks are almost the same.

   Dm9                         C                                                  G
Instead of a red shiny nose that brought Rudolph his fame...

G7                             C           F
Fabian had just... a cavity.

G                C         F
No nose at all,

           G               C           F
Just a big empty space,

          G                    C         G
In the middle of his face.

                            C                G
Just a couple of chambers

G
What are you looking at?

G
D'ya want a piece of this?

C           G            Am9     Em9     F            C
Fabian, Fabian, Fabian, Fabian, Fabian, Fabian,

G                      C
This song's for you.

C           G            Am9     Em9     F            C
Fabian, Fabian, Fabian, Fabian, Fabian, Fabian,

G                      C                G
This song's for you.

C                                          G                                C                 F
Abnormal snouts were surprisingly common in reindeer.

C                                 G
Rudolph and Fabian both fell victim,

            Am9                 Dm9            G
To the elves and their cost-cutting measures.

    Dm9                                  Am9
In keeping their overheads down,

        Dm9                                  Am9
The elves fed the reindeer on reindeer.

        Dm9                              C                                   G
And on top of that, the poor reindeer were also in-bred.

      G7                             C          F
So Fabian had just... a cavity.

       G                 C               F
His hooter was lacking.

G                C              F
Bugger all schnozz!

G             C
All this because,

G                                  C          F
His dad was also his sister.

G                   C       G
Who he then ate.

G
This chicken tastes funny. Can I have some of yours?

C           G            Am9     Em9     F            C
Fabian, Fabian, Fabian, Fabian, Fabian, Fabian,

G                       C
This song's for you.

C           G            Am9     Em9     F            C
Fabian, Fabian, Fabian, Fabian, Fabian, Fabian,

G               C
Tragic but true.  

      D
Disliked by his peers,

         A                                D           G      A
This disfigured deer was alone.

      D
He watched from afar,

      A
As Rudolph the star,

            Bm9           F#min         G
Would lead all the others back home.

            Em9                             Bm9
But before you get too sympathetic,

Em9                                               Bm9
There's another thing you should know.

                Em9
Sure, his nose was upsetting,

       D                                          A
But reindeer are not quite that shallow.

             A7                       D             G
'Cause Fabian was... a tosser!

A                D      G
Not nice at all!

      A            D        G
An arrogant fool!

    A                 D           A
A self-serving tool!

                      D
An absolute face-hole.

A
Ahhhhhhh...  

D           A            Bm9     F#min   G           D
Fabian, Fabian, Fabian, Fabian, Fabian, Fabian,

A                    D
No-one likes you!

D           A            Bm9     F#min   G           D
Fabian, Fabian, Fabian, Fabian, Fabian, Fabian,

A
Surgery won't fix the vortex,

                               D
That is your black heart!