D5 A5 Yon: My life was completely astrous when I met you. Scod: Not disastrous. A5 D5 Yon: So gruntled with this life I thought I had. Scod: Opposite of disgruntled. A#5 G5 Yon: How could a love so perfect be so vincible. Scod: Not invincible. A#5 Yon: I could have sworn that you were scrutable, C5 My judgment was so bad. (pause) Scod: Bad, opposite of unbad. Yon: But you were F5 D5 Tripod: Kempt, so kempt, A#5 C5 Everything about you was seemly G5 A5 You were kempt, so kempt! D5 (let ring) Yon: Of course I?d be bedevilled, A#5 (let ring) So gusting and so shevelled A#5 C5 Were you_________. D5 A5 Yon: It started out so wholesome, so pure. S & G: Tell them about it. A5 D5 Yon: We engaged in speakable acts. S & G: Nothing too saucy. A#5 G5 Although we had hibitions we were totally toward A#5 S & G: You should have seen it coming. A#5 Yon: But I always had a tendency to C5 Tripod: Underreact D#5 Our love is defunct F5 When it once was funct D5 You debunked all the myths D#5 (stop) You had previously bunked Yon: When you were F5 D5 Tripod: Kempt, so kempt, A#5 C5 Everything about you was seemly G5 A5 You were kempt, so kempt! D5 Yon: Of course I?d be bedevilled, G5 (let ring) So gusting and so shevelled (Palm muted) G5 F5 Were you____________ G5 Tripod: You always seemed so honest, F5 Yon: And so sidious. You are an angel G5 Tripod: I checked your phone bill F5 Yon: It was full of crepancies. Scod: Everything was in order! A5 G5 Tripod: But I found out one evening you?d been creet! Yon: AHA! A#5 Tripod: When you and your ex D#5 A#5 booked a motel cogni___to___________ F5 (let ring) G5 (let ring) Yon: Your ex, your ex! It was a personal attack! A5 (let ring) A#5 A5 C5 (let ring) You were going out with prefixes behind my back! (breaks down crying) Scod: Poor little fella Gatesy: Look what?s happened to the little fellow now, huh? His heart?s completely roken! Although he does hang out with some serious lappers! You know the kind of lutty type. Scod: Gatesy, this song?s not actually about just taking the first letter off words. Gatesy: What? I mean, hat? Scod: Gatesy, this song?s about prefixes, alright. Like in, or ex, or un. If you find an un in a word and you take that out. Audience member: Begun! Gatesy: As in, you?re not very f-ny? Scod: Yeah, I could think of a better example is you?re a c-t. (Pause) Gatesy: HEY! Scod: Let?s have another crack at it shall we? D5 Scod: He asked you questions A5 No more terrogation A5 Gatesy: He acted and he umped, D5 DUMPED you straight away. A#5 S & G: You?re free, G5 Enjoy your new found carceration . A#5 Yon: You?re the ex I always pected, A#5 I'll never member you again. C5 You always derstood me anyway. D#5 Tripod: You sent a liminal message, F5 By cheating with your ex. D5 D#5 (let ring) But I just think you had an feriority complex. Yon: But anyway, I found someone else. And she is F5 D5 Kempt, so kempt. S & G: Oooooh oooooh A#5 C5 Yon: Everything about her is seemly G5 A5 Tripod: She is kempt, so fucking kempt! D5 (let ring) Her Christian name is Ingrid, G5 (let ring) Yon: She let?s me call her Grid. A#5 (let ring) C5 (let ring) F5 (let ring) Tripod: And she takes off her derpants for me________! Scod: Thank you!
