i saw that it wasnt on here so i listend to it and figured out the chords. im not sure theyr right or not. G A# C F My girlfriend don?t love me no more G A# C F Im trying my best but she wants more A# C She says, why can?t you be like that guy on TV, A# F(stop) Who calls himself naked but wears a skivvy. G A# C F I decided to make her some food, G A# C F So I stood at the stove in the nude A# C But then I found out, why hes not tackle out A# C Why hes not in the buff, while hes cooking his stuff F (let it ring) I discovered a whole new meaning to FAT FIRE! G C D Im trying so hard to impress her G C D But in the kitchen im making a mess-a G F Em My pastas a huge disaster G F Em Shes not in a hurry to eat my curry, D (let it ring) And my soup spelt backwards is poos? C G Ive got a new recipe A And maybe if he uses it she?ll love me G C F Oh postie, please deliver, G C F My sandwich to Jamie Oliver G F Em It would be the best gift I could give her D (let it ring) G If my sultana sandwich made it on the naked chef G A# C F (play this twice) G A# C F I can just see him now on his show G A# C F Between washing his car and riding his moped A# C In his beautiful flat, and his trendy speech impediment D (let it ring) Does he ever have time to cook? G A# C F (mocking Jamie?s voice) Well what weve got now is recipe sent in from merrick, yeah merrick yeah. It?s a sultana sandwich, ya know, it?s a bit wierd, bit like me, im a bit weird Im a bit out on the edge, bit cool, ya know, Im young old people don?t really get me ya know cos im fantastic. Yeah im bloody great. G C F Oh postie, please deliver, G C F My sandwich to Jamie Oliver G F Em It would be the best gift I could give her D (let it ring) G If my sultana sandwich made it on the naked chef F (let it ring) Girls get Jamie Oliver, G (keep on quickly strumming) and?.stop. hahaha And we get two fat ladies With the improve bit im not quite sure what they say, Merrick or America or sumthing. it out yourselves. If u need help pm me.
