Intro (as below, 3 times):Am (pluck strings) E | -------------- | 0------------- | B | -------------- | 1------------- | G | ---------2---- | 2------------- | D | ----2--------- | 2------------- | A | 0------------- | -------------- | E | -------------- | -------------- |G5 E5 A5 Scod: On behalf of all the geeks, G5 E5 A5 A5 I'd just like to say, G5 E5 F5 I've been telling you all along, E5 (stop) That Lord of the Rings was cool. A5 A5 A5 A5 G5 E5 A5 Yon and Gatesy: He told you so many times... Scod: I told you... G5 E5 A5 Yon and Gatesy: He told you so many ways... Scod: I told you... G5 E5 F5 E5 (stop) I wore a cloak to school every day, A5 G5 E5 But who's laughing now? Ha ha ha ha... Yon and Gatesy: (Maniacally) Ha ha ha ha ha! A5 G5 F5 A5 G5 F5 Tripod: Now you'll all do as I did, A5 G5 F5 E5 E5 You'll name your first child "Bilbo". A5 G5 E5 A5 Don't try to catch up now, G5 E5 A5 It's too late to make amends. G5 E5 F5 G5 You were far too busy with girls and cars and sport... A5 Scod: ... and friends...