AAll (x02220@1)I wanna do
               BIs (x2444x@1)watch TV with you
            DBut (xx0232@1)I've got too many remotes
       AIn (x02220@1)my life

ATrying (x02220@1)to watch a DVD
                     BWhich (x2444x@1)remote's for the TV?
                  DDo (xx0232@1)I have to press AV?
Or is the input DVD slash LD TV slash slash something
Oh, fuck!

D (xx0232@1)                                 AWhat (x02220@1)order do I have to turn things on?
D (xx0232@1)                     Ddim7
Why am I hearing channel 9
           EBut (022100@1)seeing 31?

During the vocal solo and spoken interlude vamp on: A B D A

D (xx0232@1)              DmThey (xx0231@1)can put a man on the moon
                    ABut (x02220@1)they can't help me
                 D (xx0232@1)               Ddim7
It's like I need Houston mission control
                  EJust (022100@1)to watch The Simpsons on TV
                    AWhen (x02220@1)I have a house sitter come to stay,
          BI (x2444x@1)have to set aside a whole day
          DTo (xx0232@1)type a four page document
                         ABriefing (x02220@1)them on what to do

AI'm (x02220@1)so tired of all these buttons
            BLook (x2444x@1)at how complicated life has gotten
D (xx0232@1)          EToo (022100@1)many remotes!

During the spoken interlude, vamp on: A B D A

D (xx0232@1)         EToo (022100@1)many remotes
De-de-de-doo
D (xx0232@1)         EToo (022100@1)many remotes
Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
D (xx0232@1)         EToo (022100@1)many remotes
In my-
Yon: My mum's still got one with the cord on it.
      A-Life (x02220@1)