Dsus2 = X00230 Cadd9 = X32030 Em D9 C9 played during spoken part/ Yon: Rural Queensland, 1880. Constable Ned Kelly dons his armour and becomes the founding member of the Victorian Police Bomb Squad, pre-dating actual bombs by about 30 years. But history, it seems, would lead you to believe another story. For Constable Ned Kelly made one fatal P.R. error... Em D E Tripod: History was not always as it appeared, Em D G D If you knew the truth about people with beards. Em D E Ned wore a helmet to hide his disgrace, G A To hide his hairy face! Bm Em G Scod: And fifty years have passed and nothing changed, Bm D G One tiny moustache ruined Stalin's name. Bm Em G Tripod: Poor Chopper Reid's name gets dragged through the mire, Bm G F# But beardless people get away scot-free, G F# Like Eddie McGuire. Em D E History was not always as it appeared, Em D G D If you knew the truth about people with beards. Em D E Having a beard left a terrible mark, G A On Peter Russell-Clarke. Bm Em G Scod: King Arthur'd still be drinking from his magic cup, Bm D G Why do you think they strung old Jesus up? Bm Em G The Vikings were basically a charity organisation, Bm G F# Rasputin had some brilliant party tricks, G F# Tripod: And the Huns... were fun... B E Yon: Wil Anderson finally had enough, A D When he caved in and shaved off his Jazz Tuft, Scod: Jazz Tuft? Yon: That's what it's called. B Em Yon: There's only one instance when it was revered, D E Was when Nicole Kidman herself was a beard! Em D E Tripod: History was not always as it appeared, Em D G D If you knew the truth about people with beards. Em D E Burn all your books, both new and dog-eared, (The line gets stuffed up) Scod: Aww... so close! G A Tripod: And let's all grow a beard! Yon: Or moustache. G A G & S: And let's all grow a beard! Yon: Or Van Dyke. But not Dick Van Dyke, you know what I mean. G A E G & S: And let's all grow a beard! Yon: Or Jazz Tuft.
