Betazoid Mind Fuck
Warp 11
Tabbed by Matthew Choat moc0007@gmail.com

Intro riff:
   A                C            D              A           G
e:-12-12-12-12-12/15-15-15-15-15/17-17-17-17-17\12-12-12-12\10-----|
B:--x--x--x--x?x-/-x--x--x--x?x-/-x--x--x--x?x-\-x--x--x--x-\-x----| 
G:-14-14-14-14-14/17-17-17-17-17/19-19-19-19-19\14-14-14-14\12-----|   X4*
D:-14-14-14-14-14/17-17-17-17-17/19-19-19-19-19\14-14-14-14\12-----|
A:-12-12-12-12-12/15-15-15-15-15/17-17-17-17-17\12-12-12-12\10-----|
E:--x--x--x--x?x/--x--x--x--x--x-/-x--x--x--x?x-\-x--x-x--x-\-x----|

*at the end of the fourth intro riff instead of sliding up to A, 
slide two frets down to the highest E chord (x-19-21-21-x-19).
After strumming the high E slide up to the first E bar chord (0-7-9-9-9-7).
Strum down once then slide up to D, C, B, then slide down to end the intro on A (5-7-7-6-5-5).


Verse 1: (Palm mute bar chords and slide)
A              C
She?s in my bed and in my head
D                       A               G
Knows what I?m thinking before it?s said
A              C
I?m in a bind, she?s in my mind
D                 A                 G
I tried drinking just to stay ahead
A         C              D
What am I supposed to do when she can read my mind?
A                 C            D               E
She knows when I?m looking at another girl?s behind

(repeat chord structure of first stanza)

She knows that I hate her cat
And that I think that dress makes her look fat
Got her a gift, looked in her eyes
She got upset cause I ruined the surprise
Why does she torture me with all this romance?
When I know that she knows I just want in her pants
E-D-C-B-A

Chorus: (The guitar isn?t strummed here, instead picked back and forth very fast 
from the low E string to the A string. Just follow the same basic chord structure 
of the intro and verses but try and pick and slide as fast as you can.)
 
A                      C
I'm in the middle of a Betazoid mind fuck
D                      A                 G 
I'm in the middle of a Betazoid mind fuck
A                      C
I'm in the middle of a Betazoid mind fuck
D                  E
I'm in the middle, I'm in the middle

Verse 2: (same as verse1)
What can I say? I can?t protest
I?m always thinking about her chest
And then I dropped a mental bomb
Because I thought about sex with her mom
I know that we must be getting closer to the end
Cause I know that she knows I want a threesome with her friend

(Repeat Chorus)

Bridge: (Palm mute and slide up/down)
E                  D              C            B
She wrecks all the fantasies that I have in my head
Because I have to think of her whenever we're in bed
Sometimes I wish I was an android or machine
Cause then she wouldn?t have found my Ferengi nudie magazines

(Repeat Chorus) x2
E-D-C-B-A
(End)