Band: Woodbox Gang
Album: Born With A Tail


All Trouble Head

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VERSE 1
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I drink whiskey when I'm tired of being sober
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I drink Drano when I'm tired of being hungover and getting older

CHORUS
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All the trouble is inside my head
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My best friends are dying but enemies are dead

VERSE 2
I got this lovely girl who plants roses in my garden          
Her lovely husband he plants landmines in my yard after dark

VERSE 3
I spent all night learning how to dance
When I got home next morning my poor puppy dog he peed his pants, three legged stance

VERSE 4
I had so much to drink that I threw up in the sink
Now my woman thinks that I need to see a shrink and that really stinks

VERSE 5
I hear the best donuts you can get in prison
Are the rubber kind that are big enough for sittin, I aint kiddin

VERSE 6
Freedom's foes carry sorrows off to bed
But heroes drown them all until they're dead, that's what I said