Mr. Cheesy Pick-Up Line Written By Adam Dodd NO CAPO C (x32010@1) Gx2 (320003@1) C (x32010@1) GI (320003@1)step through the doors of the nightclub, N.C. Ladies dancing all around me, C (x32010@1) GI (320003@1)go to the bar and I order a drink, N.C. An apple martini, C (x32010@1) GYoure (320003@1)sitting there and youre all alone, N.C. Oh, what should I do? C (x32010@1) GI (320003@1)grab a seat and make my move, N.C. And I whisper to you, Am (x02210@1) GGirl, (320003@1)did you just fart? (No, why?) Am (x02210@1) GCause (320003@1)you just blew me away, C (x32010@1) G (320003@1) AmIm (x02210@1)Mr. Cheesy Pick-Up Line, GIm (320003@1)droppin these lines all the time, C (x32010@1) G (320003@1) Am (x02210@1) Im just a bit horny and I know my words are corny, G (320003@1) But Im trying to get up on that behind, C (x32010@1) G (320003@1) AmJust (x02210@1)give me a kiss or be my miss, GGirl, (320003@1)itll be fine, Am (x02210@1) GI (320003@1)know my names not Elmo, N.C. CBut (x32010@1)you can tickle me anytime, G (320003@1) CIm (x32010@1)Mr. Cheesy Pick-Up Line, G(Hes (320003@1)Mr. Cheesy Pick-Up Line,) CIm (x32010@1)Mr. Cheesy Pick-Up Line, C (x32010@1) GNow, (320003@1)I dont understand just what I say, N.C. That makes you walk away, C (x32010@1) G (320003@1) When I tell you that your pants are sprayed with Windex, N.C. Cause I see myself in them today, C (x32010@1) GOr (320003@1)when I say that Im a love pirate, N.C. And Im here for your booty, C (x32010@1) GGirl, (320003@1)hold my hand and be my blowfish, N.C. And Ill be your Hootie, Am (x02210@1) GGirl, (320003@1)Im like a Rubix cube, Am (x02210@1) GThe (320003@1)more you play with me that harded I get, C (x32010@1) G (320003@1) AmIm (x02210@1)Mr. Cheesy Pick-Up Line, GIm (320003@1)droppin these lines all the time, C (x32010@1) G (320003@1) AmIm (x02210@1)just a bit horny and I know my words are corny, GBut (320003@1)Im trying to get up on that behind, C (x32010@1) G (320003@1) AmSo, (x02210@1)how bout a date? Or be my mate, GGirl, (320003@1)itll be fine, Am (x02210@1) GI (320003@1)know Im not Fred Flintstone, N.C. CBut (x32010@1)I can make your bed rock anytime, G (320003@1) CIm (x32010@1)Mr. Cheesy Pick-Up Line, G(Hes (320003@1)Mr. Cheesy Pick-Up Line,) Im Mr. Cheesy Pick-Up, Am (x02210@1) GI (320003@1)can be your Jedi master, Am (x02210@1) GIf (320003@1)you let me stick my force in you, Am (x02210@1) G (320003@1) AmDo (x02210@1)I need a special library card to check out that ass? GAnd (320003@1)keep it overdue? C (x32010@1) GWomen (320003@1)dont see or notice my charm, N.C. When I spit my game, C (x32010@1) GWhen (320003@1)I tell them Im like milk, Ill do their body good, N.C. They just call me lame, C (x32010@1) GBut (320003@1)Im a really nice guy, I love to listen, N.C. So I know what youre thinkin, C (x32010@1) GBut (320003@1)seriously, girl, if you were a President, N.C. Youd be Baberaham Lincoln, Am (x02210@1) GI (320003@1)got the F, the C, & the K, Am (x02210@1) GAll (320003@1)I need now is U, C (x32010@1) G (320003@1) AmIm (x02210@1)Mr. Cheesy Pick-Up Line, GIm (320003@1)droppin these lines all the time, C (x32010@1) G (320003@1) AmIm (x02210@1)just a bit horny and I know my words are corny, GBut (320003@1)Im trying to get up on that behind, C (x32010@1) G (320003@1) AmSo, (x02210@1)how bout we bounce, back to my parents couch, GGirl, (320003@1)itll be fine, Am (x02210@1) G (320003@1) COh, (x32010@1)hi, my first name is Pogo, and you can jump on my stick anytime, G (320003@1) CIm (x32010@1)Mr. Cheesy Pick-Up Line, G(Hes (320003@1)Mr. Cheesy Pick-Up Line,) CIm (x32010@1)Mr. Cheesy Pick-Up Line, G(Hes (320003@1)Mr. Cheesy Pick-Up Line,) CIm (x32010@1)Mr. Cheesy Pick-Up Line, G(Hes (320003@1)Mr. Cheesy Pick-Up Line,) Am (x02210@1) G (320003@1) CIm (x32010@1)Mr. Cheesy Pick-Up Line, THE END. OFFICIAL WEBSITE - THEADAMDODD.COM FACEBOOK.COM/ADAMDODDCOMEDY
