F C F Bb F ha ha ha haa Your card got stolen again Bb F C Dm Your country is stupid And so are you G C F Ha ha ha ha ha haa Bb F The details of your card were stolen from you Bb F They could have stolen your life if they wanted to Bb F C Dm But one bargain bucket was almost enough Bb F C Dm they went to a grocery store and bought some stuff Bb F C Dm G In stead of identity theft it was like one guy perpetuating C C7 a stereo tyyyype All together now F C F Ha ha ha ha ha haa Bb F Bb F Your bank security?s lame It must be a zinger C Dm It sucks to be you G C F Ha ha ha ha ha haa Bb F In England, we?ve this thing, it?s called chip and pin Ooooooooh Bb F When you pay by card you put 4 numbers in Oooooooooh Bb F C Dm It?s just like a signature it?s just the same Bb F C Dm But it?s far too easy to write someone?s name Bb F C Dm But guessing a four digit pin is quite hard G C C7 Be cause its not there on the back of your card YOU MORONS F C F Ha ha ha ha ha haa Bb F Ha haa ha ha ha haa Bb F C Dm It?s so close to Christmas, but you can?t buy gifts G C F Ho ho ho ho ho hoo Dm F Ho ho you know you?re not the subject of our sorrowful story Dm F Ho ho to victimize you over this would be all wrong Dm F Ho ho If we have made you cry this was not our intent Dm F Bb C Ho ho our love for you?s for this indignant argu ment F C F Ha ha ha ha ha haa Bb F This wouldn?t have happened to you Bb F C Dm if you weren?t so rubbish and careless to boot Bb F C Dm The haters will hate and the owls say hoot Bb F A7 Dm Say you can't blame us for not giving a Bb C Ha ha ha ha Bb C F Ha ha ha ha ha!
