Capo 2


         G5            B5       
I have a little house
E5       D5               G5        B5    E5
Close to town but not to the city
         D5                 G5      B5    E5
Far from home but near my family
         D5                  G5      B5    
No water views but so close to the sea
  E5            D5            G5          B5     E5  D5
I see, this is how my little life could be
                G5             B5     E5
And I'm filling it with things
          D5           G5        B5      E5
Like furniture I find on the street
             D5                 G5        B5    E5
And all the special things I'd like to eat
            D5               G5       B5          E5      
Pictures of people that I'd like to meet, I'll meet them
           D5           *E5
While I'm orbiting the world
             *D5             *E5     D5 
And it's so pretty and so lonely
           G5      B5  E5         D5                  G5   B5      E5
My lovely love affairs are all scheduled 'round the TV guide
           D5                  G5     B5      E5
And my sex life has all been plagiarized
       D5                 G5        B5    E5   D5
In an attempt to meet a harsh deadline
            G5          B5   E5
I'd like to rent a wife
             D5               G5          B5  E5
Then rent a husband to keep her for life
             D5               G5       B5
The three of us, we could be so happy
E5              D5               G5   B5
Them with each other, me with company
      E5               D5                  *E5
I'll see them off on a flight around the world
            *D5             *E5   D5
And it's so pretty and so lonely
             E5                D5
I could just die, I might just die
             E5                D5
I could just die, I might just die
          G5      B5    E5
And at my funeral
               D5              G5        B5   E5
They will say Tom he was such a nice guy
             D5            G5        B5       E5
He went too early but he went in style
                 D5              G5        B5     E5  
They'll play my music and then they will cry
D5                    G5         B5      E5
Then they'll have a little wake
                  D5                     G5        B5    E5
They'll drink bad wine and they'll eat lemon cake
        D5               G5          B5     E5  
And my mother's little heart will break
                D5                       G5         B5 
And she'll say "Wait there must be must some mistake.
    E5        D5       G5      B5      E5
He can't be dead, take me instead"
D5               E5
Oh, but I'm not dead
                      D5
They tell me I'm not dead
                          E5
And they say that I'm not dead
                 D5
And that I won't die for some time
      G5           B5  E5
In my little house
              D5              G5          B5    E5
Just writing little songs to pass the time
           D5                G5          B5    E5
Which incidentally is seven forty nine
              D5          G5          B5      E5
So don't you worry I'm completely fine, I'm fine
             D5           G5          B5       E5
And don't you worry I'm completely fine, I'm fine
           D5          G5          B5       E5
Don't you worry I'm completely fine, I'm fine
          D5          G5           B5       E5
Don't you worry I'm completely fine, I'm fine
            D5        G5          B5         E5
Don't you worry I'm completely fine, I'm fine
    D5               G5
I'm just so fucking fine.




*= I'm not sure if this is right.

If you don't use a capo, then...

G--> A5
Bm--> C#5
Em--> F#5
D--> E5