G5 F5 G5
I know why I like you,
F5 G5
It's cause of your clothing
F5 G5
And your haircut
G5 (mute)
And 'cause you're racist
G5 F5 G5
I have a match, your face
F5 G5
My asking you questions
F5 G5
You can't answer
C5
You wanna box me?
A5 Am7M A5 A5
Our world works in mysterious ways
A5 Am7M A5 A5
They say a man with a beard may frighten
A5 Am7M A5 A5
Children or dogs, but a mustache scares me more
A5 G5 A5
I know why you bite me
G5 A5
It's cause of your instincts
G5 A5
And your canines
A5 (mute)
And 'cause I kicked you
A5 G5 A5
I have a bone to pick
G5 A5
Please go on the paper
G5 A5
And fetch me my slippers
D5 (mute)
And stop meowing
B5 Bm7M B5 B5
Man's best friend wags his tail and bares his
B5 Bm7M B5 B5
Teeth to the man with the mail and though he's
B5 Bm7M B5 B5
Frightened of thunder, he never goes to war
B5 F#5 B5
Tell me what's the circumstance of circumsision
E5 A5 E5
And what happens in my daughter's pants, is whose descision
B5 F#5
I've seen the facts, of inter-race relations
B5 F#5
Of see-through slacks, and cyber-masturbation
E5 A5
If one hundred monkeys each could have their own show
E5
Perhaps one day a chimp might say
N.C5
"You have faith, you just need to use it sayeth the lord"
G5 F5 G5
I know why I like you,
F5 G5
It's cause of your sandals
F5 G5
And your supper
G5 (mute)
And 'cause you're JESUS
G5 F5 G5
I have a match; your dad
F5 G5
My dad has your picture
F5 G5
Right next to your mother's
C5
And one of Charo
A5 Am7M A5 A5
They hold hands up in heaven and they
A5 Am7M A5 A5
Say their son's name is Kevin but I
A5 Am7M A5 A5
Read in a book somewhere that his name is
A5 G5
Jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack x2
