...ALL YOU CAN EAT... by Ben Folds
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*from 'Sunny 16 E.P' (2003)*


*CAPO 5th FRET*

(Original Key: F)


Verse 1:

C                     C/B            Am         G
 Son, look at all the people in this restaurant,
F           Em                Dm7
 What d'you think they weigh?
C            C/B           Am          G
 And out the window to the parking lot,
         F                            G
At their SUVs taking all of the space.

Chorus 1:

Am    G       F          Em      Dm7               G
 They give no fuck; they talk as loud as they want.
Am    G       F     Em      Dm7               G         C
 They give no fuck; just as long as there's e-nough for them.

Verse 2:

C                 C/B                Am       G
 Gotta get on the microphone down at Wallmart,
F                Em               Dm7
 Talk about some shit that's been on my mind.
C               C/B                 Am             G
 Talk about the state of this great nation of ours,
       F                                           G
People look to your left, yeah, look to your right.

Chorus 2:

Am    G       F          Em      Dm7               G
 They give no fuck; they talk as loud as they want.
Am    G       F     Em      Dm7               G         C
 They give no fuck; just as long as there's e-nough for them.

Piano Solo:

Am  G  F  E7, F  G, Dm7 (x2)
Am  G  F  E7, F  G,
Am  G  F  E7, Dm7

Verse 3:

C                    C/B                  Am      G
 Son look at all the people lining up for plastic,
F                     Em              Dm7
 Wouldn't you like to see them in the National Geographic?
C               C/B          Am           G
 Squatting bare-assed in the dirt, eating rice from a bowl,
       F                               G
With a towel on their head and maybe a bone in their nose.

Verse 4:

C         C/B            Am                G
 See that asshole with a peace-sign on his licence plate,
F              Em                    Dm7
 Giving me the finger and running me out of his lane.
C            C/B                    Am           G
 God made us number one, because he loves us the best,
                         F
Well, maybe He should go bless someone else for a while; give us a rest.

Chorus 3:

Am    G           F          Em    Dm7     G
 (They give no...) yeah, and every-one can see.
Am    G           F      Em7   Dm7             G
 (They give no...) we've eaten all that we can eat.

Outro:

(Piano Solo)

Am  G  F  E7, F  G, Dm7 (x2)
Am  G  F  E7, F  G,
Am  G  F  E7, Dm7, C


CHORD DIAGRAMS:
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   C       C/B     Am      G       F       Em      Dm7     E7

 EADGBE  EADGBE  EADGBE  EADGBE  EADGBE  EADGBE  EADGBE  EADGBE
 x32010  x20010  x02210  320003  133211  022000  xx0211  020100


Tabbed by Joel from cLuMsY, Bristol, England, 2006 (clumsyband@hotmail.com)