[Verses: |Eb----|Ab-------|Cm|Bb|]
               Eb
The bitch went nuts
               Ab
She stabbed my basketball
                       Cm     Bb
And the speakers to my ste-re-o
She called me cunt
But nothing prepared me for
What I found when I came home

[Chorus: |Ab----|Cm--|Bb--|] 
       Ab
Oh and I
            
Make my own bed
         Cm
I lie in it
           Bb
You lie in yours (you lie, you lie in yours)
But they want more
They're at my door
With torches
Please leave me alone
You know just shut it just shut it just shut it

(verse progression)
The bitch went nuts
She photoshopped my face (shopped his face)
On to every boy who'd done her wrong
Then she burned them telepathically
Onto the brains of all her embittered drones

Oh now
Now they want more
They're at my door
With torches, scores and scores and scores
To settle with themselves
Who would have thought
I'd scorned them all
They've got a doll of me
They're burning, they're burning, they're burnin
Their own memories

Why don't they all go? (Go!)

The bitch went nuts y'all
But everyone said she might
Oh, holy fuckin' shit
Seriously now
Now they want more
they're at my door
with torches, scores and scores
You would have thought
I'd scorned them all
They've got a doll of me
They're burnin'

Why don't they all go? (Go!)