Dm High School party, senior year F Boys and girls are all sippin? on beer C I like soda, where?s the soda Am I the only fucking person here that likes soda Dm I see you from across the crowd F I said the party is bumpin? and the music is loud C Dm You?re really drunk and you?re looking sad It?s like a date rape ad F Girl, then we start to dance and C Girl, baby this is romance Dm C Girl, I?m starting to grow down below, shit, why did I wear sweat pants F Girl, you?re bodies like what C conjunction junction, that?s a fine ass but Dm C I?m like a cashew in a lollipop, Just keeping suckin? ?til you get to the nut And I said F C Let?s rob an Asian kitchen, or stroll down the block Dm C Either way girl, we?re taking a walk(wok)?nothing? F You?re going to love me the way my uncle did C Except you?re not gonna to go to court for doin? it F C Be a guillotine or my girl instead Dm C Either way, you?re giving me head F I?m gonna love you the right way C Shorty with a body looking hotty when I say Dm Girl C When I say girl Dm F We go into the bedroom exchanging nervous laughter C Why?s it called dry humping if I always need a towel after Dm F You spread your naked legs and I see that wounded that never healed C Even though you?re yelling for me, I can tell your lips are sealed Dm We?re both aware of my erection F You ask if I have protection C I say Well um no...I-I tried to buy em once I was in the convenient store my old baby walked in I had to hide them near the tic-tacs I was so embarrassed I peed myself a little bit F Girl C Girl Dm Insert a euphemism A sexy mental prism F Increase my pelvic rhythm For you with my syllogism C I know your body and I know how to please ya Don?t thank me, thank wikipedia Dm Guys don?t go down, well I am F C What the fuck is that, I should have brought my diagram Dm Ooh did you feel that, that was an educated guess C Ooh did you feel that, uh that one was a sneeze, my bad Dm High school party, senior year F None of that happened cause I wasn?t invited?hm
