Dog-Like Sparky
From: Sing to God
Lyrics: http://www.cardiacs.org/lyrics.html
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[VERSE 1]

A                     B          A
  You ever believe in big strong daddy legs?
                      B      A
And do you believe in bad flying aeroplane?
                         B            A
Then you will rejoice in believing in Dog-Like Sparky
                          B       A
He's all heaven sent, but will he suffer from your sweetness
                   B
If I am a dog then shake hands

[CHORUS]

C        G       A          C#        G#
Brother, sis, we never ever sing like Barky
B           D#       A#
We wanna be Dog-Like Sparky
C       G      A              C#    G#
No feet for me and suck red upon my belly
B           D#       A#
We wanna be Dog-Like Sparky

[VERSE 1]

A                  B        A
  Defenders of the world we make believe in
                  B     A
Put your hands on the Holy Bible and scream wank
                   B
If I am a dog then shake hands

[CHORUS]

C        G       A          C#        G#
Brother, sis, we never ever sing like Barky
B           D#       A#
We wanna be Dog-Like Sparky
C       G      A              C#    G#
No feet for me and suck red upon my belly
B           D#       A#
We wanna be Dog-Like Sparky

[BRIDGE]

B               D      A            F           C    F  C
Stay alive with or without praising him off his pins
B            D          A            F          C    F  C
That glisten wheel-like in their shining wheely tins
   C#                  F#    B       E
Never mind as crawling is my in mind world
     A    F#m   E     A
With everything alive
C#                     F#    B     G#m
Stick and suck dribble in my dirty shoes
    E        A    F#m    E    A
And crown me everything alive

[CHORUS - INSTRUMENTAL]

C   G   A    C#   G#
B   D#  A#

[VERSE 3]

A                         B     A
  And so the spirits they do protect him now

                            B        A
When he's all spoiled, when he's too squashed and hurt by feelings
                          B
Now eat up your hands now eat your...

[CHORUS]

C        G       A          C#        G#
Brother, sis, we never ever sing like Barky
B           D#       A#
We wanna be Dog-Like Sparky
C       G      A              C#    G#
No feet for me and suck red upon my belly
B           D#       A#
We wanna be Dog-Like Sparky

[BRIDGE]

B           D      A          F     C    F  C
No feet for me and suck red upon my belly
B           D      A          F     C    F  C
No feet for me and suck red upon my belly

   C#                  F#    B       E
Never mind as crawling is my in mind world
     A    F#m   E     A
With everything alive
C#                     F#    B     G#m
Stick and suck dribble in my dirty shoes
    E        A    F#m    E    A
And crown me everything alive
C#                     F#    B
Stick and suck dribble in my shoes
    E        A    F#m    E    A
And crown me everything alive
C#                     F#    B     G#m
Stick and suck dribble in my dirty shoes
    E        A    F#m    E    A
And crown me everything alive

[OTHER BRIDGE - repeat x 2]

B       F#          B        E     B
  Is me alive and a-crawling is my world
F#       C     G
Crawling is my world!
A#       F#    C#  D#  C#  F#m
Crawling is my world!

[BRIDGE - INSTRUMENTAL]

B   D   A   F   C   F   C
B   D   A   F   C   F   C
C#  F#  B   E   A   F#m E   A
C#  F#  B   G#m E   A   F#m E   A

[CHORUS - INSTRUMENTAL]

C   G   A    C#   G#
B   D#  A#

[VERSE 4]

A                         B     A
  And so the spirits they do protect him now
                            B        A
When he's all spoiled, when he's too squashed and hurt by feelings
                   B
If I am a dog then shake hands

[CHORUS - repeat x however many times you want to do it]

C        G       A          C#        G#
Brother, sis, we never ever sing like Barky
B           D#       A#
We wanna be Dog-Like Sparky
C       G      A              C#    G#
No feet for me and suck red upon my belly
B           D#       A#
We wanna be Dog-Like Sparky

[NOISES]