Verse 1:
Am                                       B                        Em      
The tequilla sun is rising       and the Harvey's Bristol moon is sinking 
        Am                       B                                Em
Put the Binatone on snooze, open up some Special Brews, and start drinking 
Am                          
to the biggest mess in town, then put on your dressing gown 
B                                                      Em
screw your head on upside down drink yourself into the ground 


Verse 2:
Am                                  B                             Em     
        The bottles by the sink they're the softest fucking drinks on the market 
             Am                         B                          Em
Yes sir, the Thunderbirds have gone the wagons rolling on, and I'm on it 
    Am                                 
And there's no such thing as Dr. Seuss, vodka and tomato juice 
B                        
Disneyland or dipsomania, pick a flavour 


Chours:
Am       B         Em       
Anytime, anyplace, anywhere 
Am        Am        B             Em    
there's a wonderful world you can share 

Verse 3:
    Am                         B                   Em 
Try agrophobic, schizophrenic, paranoid attacks of panic 
Am                         B                            Em    
Epileptic fit of laughter, twenty five million mornings after 
    Am                                 
And there's no such thing as Dr. Seuss, vodka and tomato juice 
B                        
Disneyland or dipsomania, name your poison, pick a flavour 

Bridge:
Am                    Bm                              
Moonshine, firewater, Captain Morgan, Johnnie Walker, 
Em                              
Southern Comfort, mother's ruin, happy hours of homeless brewing 
Am                                 B
Galloways sore throat expectorant, after-shave and disinfectant, 
Em                        
Parazone and Fairy Liquid, If it's in a glass you'll drink it 


Chrous:


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