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                     Cheepnis - Frank Zappa & The Mothers
                                      From:
                                "Roxy & Elsewhere"
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Tabbed by: kennezar (Kenneth Dale Harris IV)
Email: kenny4@kdharris.net

Tuning: Standard

e|---------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|---------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|---------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|-12-10-9------------------------10~--12-10---------------------------|
A|--------10~--12-10-9----------7------------12----12/14~~~---14/16~~~-|
E|--------------------10~--8-10-----------------12---------------------|
"I ate a hot dog. It tasted real good." 
e|------------------------------------------------|
B|-----7~--------------------7~-------------------|
G|-----7~--------------------7~-------------------|
D|-----7~---5-5--7-7---------7~---5-5--7-7--------|\
A|-----5~---5-5--7-7---------5~---5-5--7-7--------| \
E|-0-0------3-3--5-5-----0-0------3-3--5-5--------|  \
"Then I watched a movie. From Hollywood."(Play these after eachother,twice.)
e|------------------------------------------------|  /
B|-9--------7~--------------------7~--------------| /
G|--9-------7~--------------------7~--------------|/
D|---9------7~---5-5--7-7---------7~---5-5--7-7---|
A|----7-----5~---5-5--7-7---------5~---5-5--7-7---|
E|------0-0------3-3--5-5-----0-0------3-3--5-5---|
"Little Miss Muffett on a squat by me."  
"Took a turn around, I said: Can y'all see?"
Repeat twice.
e|--------------------------------------------------------|
B|-4-4-4--2-2-2--0-0-0----5--3~---5--3~---5--3~---5--3~---|
G|-4-4-4--3-3-3--1-1-1----6--4~---6--4~---6--4~---6--4~---|
D|-4-4-4--4-4-4--2-2-2----7--5~---7--5~---7--5~---7--5~---|
A|--------------------------------------------------------|
E|--------------------------------------------------------|
"The little strings on the Giant Spider?" 
"The Zipper From The Black Lagoon?"
"The vents by the tanks where the bubbles go up?"
e|----------------------------------------------------------------|
B|-4-4-4--2-2-2--0-0-0---4-4-4--2-2-2--0-0-0---4-4-4--2-2-2--0----|
G|-4-4-4--3-3-3--1-1-1---4-4-4--3-3-3--1-1-1---4-4-4--3-3-3--1----|
D|-4-4-4--4-4-4--2-2-2---4-4-4--4-4-4--2-2-2---4-4-4--4-4-4--2----|
A|----------------------------------------------------------------|
E|----------------------------------------------------------------|

e|---------------------------------|
B|-5--3~---5--3~---5--3~---5--3~---|
G|-6--4~---6--4~---6--4~---6--4~---|
D|-7--5~---7--5~---7--5~---7--5~---|
A|---------------------------------|
E|---------------------------------|
"And the flaps on the side of the moon"
e|---------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|---------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|---------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|-12-10-9------------------------10~--12-10---------------------------|
A|--------10~--12-10-9----------7------------12----12/14~~~---14/16~~~-|
E|--------------------10~--8-10-----------------12---------------------|
"The jelly & paint on the 40 watt bulb."
"They use when the slime droozle off."
"The rumples & the wrinkles in the cardboard rock." 
e|----------------------------------------------------------------|
B|-4-4-4--2-2-2--0-0-0---4-4-4--2-2-2--0-0-0---4-4-4--2-2-2--0----|
G|-4-4-4--3-3-3--1-1-1---4-4-4--3-3-3--1-1-1---4-4-4--3-3-3--1----|
D|-4-4-4--4-4-4--2-2-2---4-4-4--4-4-4--2-2-2---4-4-4--4-4-4--2----|
A|----------------------------------------------------------------|
E|----------------------------------------------------------------|

e|---------------------------------|
B|-5--3~---5--3~---5--3~---5--3~---|
G|-6--4~---6--4~---6--4~---6--4~---|
D|-7--5~---7--5~---7--5~---7--5~---|
A|---------------------------------|
E|---------------------------------|
"And the canvas of the cave is too soft."
e|---------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|---------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|---------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|-12-10-9------------------------10~--12-10---------------------------|
A|--------10~--12-10-9----------7------------12----12/14~~~---14/16~~~-|
E|--------------------10~--8-10-----------------12---------------------|
"The suits & the hats & the tie's too wide." 
"And too short for the scientist man." 
"The chemistry lady with the roll-away mind." 
e|----------------------------------------------------------------|
B|-4-4-4--2-2-2--0-0-0---4-4-4--2-2-2--0-0-0---4-4-4--2-2-2--0----|
G|-4-4-4--3-3-3--1-1-1---4-4-4--3-3-3--1-1-1---4-4-4--3-3-3--1----|
D|-4-4-4--4-4-4--2-2-2---4-4-4--4-4-4--2-2-2---4-4-4--4-4-4--2----|
A|----------------------------------------------------------------|
E|----------------------------------------------------------------|

e|---------------------------------|
B|-5--3~---5--3~---5--3~---5--3~---|
G|-6--4~---6--4~---6--4~---6--4~---|
D|-7--5~---7--5~---7--5~---7--5~---|
A|---------------------------------|
E|---------------------------------|
"And the monster just ate Japan."
e|---------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|---------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|---------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|-12-10-9------------------------10~--12-10---------------------------|
A|--------10~--12-10-9----------7------------12----12/14~~~---14/16~~~-|
E|--------------------10~--8-10-----------------12---------------------|

Dialogue:
"Ladies and gentlemen," 
"The monster," 
"Which the peasants in this area call FRUNOBULAX" 
"Apparently a very large poodle dog" 
"Has just been seen approaching The Power Plant" 
"Bullets can't stop it" 
"Rockets can't stop it" 
"We may have to use NUCLEAR FORCE!"

Repeat through out the solo and high pitched-voice dialogue.
e|---------------------------|
B|---------------------------|
G|---------------------------|
D|---------4-----------------|
A|-6-6-4-6---6-4-4~----------|
E|---------------------------|
HERE COMES THAT POODLE DOG! 
BIG AS A BLIMP WITH A RHINESTONE COLLAR 
SNAPPIN' OFF THE TREES 
LIKE THEY WAS BONSAI'D ORNAMENTS ON A 
DRY-WOBBLE LANDSCAPE 
KEEP IT AWAY! DON'T LET THE POODLE BITE ME! 
WE CAN'T LET IT REPRODUCE! OH! 
SOMEBODY GET OUT THE PANTS! 
                                     gradually bend this 
Solo:                              \/"G#" note(9) a few times.  
e|---------------------------------------------------------|
B|-4--------4h7p4h7/9-9-9-9-7h9p7--9^10^11-~-7h9p7---7-----|
G|-6^8~~~~~----------------------8-----------------8---8-8~|
D|---------------------------------------------------------|
A|---------------------------------------------------------|
E|---------------------------------------------------------|
Repeat this throughout.
e|-----------------------|
B|---------7-------------|
G|-8-8-6-8---8-6-6~~~----|
D|-----------------------|
A|-----------------------|
E|-----------------------|

The National Guard has formed up at the base 
of the mountain 
And is attempting to lure the enormous poodle 
towards the cave 
Where they hope to destroy it with napalm 
A thousand of the troopers are now lined up 
and are calling to the monster... 
Here Fido 
Here Fido 
Here Fido 

The solo is just in "D#" if you're a Zappa fan you'll get a down easily.

GOT A GREAT BIG SLIMEY THING 
GOT A GREAT BIG HEAVY THING 
GOT A GREAT BIG POODLE THING 
GOT A GREAT BIG HAIRY THING 

C'mon! Everybody! Let's go! 
Get the distilled water! Get the canned goods! 
Get the toilet paper! You know we need it! 

e|--------------------------|
B|--------------------------|
G|--------------------------|
D|--------------------------|
A|-4------------------------|
E|---6-4-6-6-6-6-6...etc.---|

GO TO DA SHELTER 
MY BABY, MY BABY, 
GO TO DA SHELTER 
GO TO DA SHELTER  Repeat...
e|--------------------------|
B|--------------------------|
G|--------------------------|
D|------4----------------4------4----|
A|---4-6--6--4-4-4-6--4-6-6--4-6-6--|
E|-4--------6---6----4------4--------|

e|--------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|-8-8-8-8--6-6--4-4-6~---8-8-8-8-6-6-8-8--11~---10-10-8-10--13~------|
G|--------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|--------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|--------------------------------------------------------------------|
E|--------------------------------------------------------------------|

"Little Miss Muffett on a squat by me," 
"Can ya see the little string danglin' down" 
"Makes the legs go wabble an' the mouth flop shut"

"An' the HORRIBLE EYE, HORRIBLE EYE, HORRIBLE EYE" 

e|-----------------------------------------------------------------|
B|-----------------------------------------------------------------|
G|-----------------------------------------------------------------|
D|-12-12-12-12---8-8-8-8---10-10-10-10---10-10--8-10--7~-----------|
A|-12-12-12-12---8-8-8-8---10-10-10-10---10-10--8-10--7~-----------|
E|-10-10-10-10---6-6-6-6----8--8--8--8----8--8--6--8--5~-----------|
"Go rollin' around."
e|------------5-----------|
B|------5-7-8---8~--------|
G|------------------------|
D|------------------------|
A|------------------------|
E|-5-5--------------------|

"Can y'see it all" 
"Can y'see it from here" 
"Can y'laugh till yer weak on yer knees" 
"If you can't, I'm sorry `cause that's" 
"all I wanna know" 

"I need a little more cheepnis please"
"Baby, I'm sorry `cause it's all I wanna know" 
"I need a little more cheepnis please" 
"Baby, I'm sorry `cause it's all I wanna know" 
"I need a little more cheepnis please" 

This is intermingled with the last riff at the part up above, I think
e|------------------------------------|I tabbed it note for note. So...
B|------------------------------------|Good Luck AND... 
G|----------11--------------11--------|"Don't Foreget To Vote"...(FZ)
D|----11-13----13-----11-13----13-----|
A|-13--------------13-----------------|
E|------------------------------------|




| /  slide up
| \  slide down
| h  hammer-on
| p  pull-off
| ~  vibrato
| +  harmonic
| x  Mute note
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