What Kind Of Girl Do You Think We Are? Frank Zappa Fillmore East E7 A7 A9 E7 E9 What's a girl like you doin' in a place like this? A7 I left my place after midnight and I came to this hall E7 Me and my girlfriend, we came here lookin' to ball B7 B7 Bb7 A7 E7 E7 / Ab You came to the right place, this is it This is the swingin'-est place A Bbdim B7 C9 B9 In New York City, NO SHIT! E7 A9 E7 How true that is! Oh, how true indeed Yeah, me and my girlfriend, we come here Every Friday 'n Saturday night looking for that hot romance we need A7 E7 We like to get it on-- Do you like to get it on, too? E A E7 Well now, what did you have in mind? B7 Well, I'll tell ya well I get off bein' juked With a baby octopus and spewed upon with creamed corn . . . B7 B7 Bb7 A7 An' my girlfriend, she digs it with a hot Yoo-hoo bottle while somebody's screamin': E7 E7 / Ab A Bbdim B7 CORKS 'N SAFETIES PIGS 'N DONKEYS ALICE COOPER, baby . . . WAAAAH! E7 Well, it gets me so hot I could scream A7 A9 E7 ALICE COOPER, ALICE COOPER! WAAAAH! ALICE COOPER, ALICE COOPER! WAAAAH! A7 E7 A E You two chicks sound real far out and groovy Ever been to a Holiday Inn? E7 A7 E A E Mna-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-haaa . . . B7 A7 Magic Fingers in the bed (Picture it!) wall-mounted TV screens E7 E7 / Ab A Bbdim B7 There?ll be holes plugged into the bathroom wall for my ?????????????! E7 (What kind of girl?) what kind of girl do you think we are? E7 (What kind of girl?) what kind of girl do you think we are? (What kind of groupie) A7 Don't call us groupies that is going too far (What kind of groupie) E7 We wouldn't ball you just because you're a star B7 A7 These girls wouldn't let just anybody, spew on their vital parts E7 E7 / Ab A Bbdim B7 They want a guy from a group with a big hit single in the charts! E7 A7 E7 Funny you should mention it, our new single made the charts this week E7#9 E7#9 With a bullet! with a bullet! A7 Just let me put a little more rancid Budweiser on my beard right now, baby And you can show me how E7 F#m7 Abm7 Gm7 A young girl such as you might be thrilled and overwhelmed by me, F#m7 ho-ho. What hotel did you say you were staying at? B7 E7 Stop wanna split right away? Not so fast, you silly boy . there's one thing I gotta say E7 We want a guy from a group who's got a thing in the charts E7 We want a guy from a group who's got a thing in the charts A7 We want a guy from a group who's got a thing in the charts E7 We want a guy from a group who's got a thing in the charts
