• Song:

    What Kind Of Girl Do You Think We Are

  • Artist:

    Frank Zappa

What Kind Of Girl Do You Think We Are?  Frank Zappa Fillmore East
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What's a girl like you doin' in a place like this? 
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I left my place after midnight and I came to this hall
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Me and my girlfriend, we came here lookin' to ball 
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You came to the right place, this is it This is the swingin'-est place
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In New York City, NO SHIT! 
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How true that is! Oh, how true indeed Yeah, me and my girlfriend, we come here
Every Friday 'n Saturday night looking for that hot romance we need
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We like to get it on-- Do you like to get it on, too?  
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Well now, what did you have in mind? 
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Well, I'll tell ya well I get off bein' juked With a baby octopus and spewed upon 
with creamed corn . . .
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An' my girlfriend, she digs it with a hot Yoo-hoo bottle while somebody's screamin':
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CORKS 'N SAFETIES PIGS 'N DONKEYS ALICE COOPER, baby . . .
WAAAAH! 
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Well, it gets me so hot I could scream 
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ALICE COOPER, ALICE COOPER! WAAAAH! ALICE COOPER, 
ALICE COOPER! WAAAAH! 
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You two chicks sound real far out and groovy Ever been to a Holiday Inn?
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Mna-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-haaa . . .
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Magic Fingers in the bed (Picture it!) wall-mounted TV screens
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There?ll be holes plugged into the bathroom wall for my ?????????????! 
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(What kind of girl?) what kind of girl do you think we are?
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(What kind of girl?) what kind of girl do you think we are?
(What kind of groupie)
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Don't call us groupies that is going too far (What kind of groupie)
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We wouldn't ball you just because you're a star 
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These girls wouldn't let just anybody, spew on their vital parts
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They want a guy from a group with a big hit single in the charts! 
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Funny you should mention it, our new single made the charts this week
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With a bullet!  with a bullet!
                                              A5
Just let me put a little more rancid Budweiser on my beard right now, baby
And you can show me how
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A young girl such as you might be thrilled and overwhelmed by me, 
F#5

ho-ho. What hotel did you say you were staying at?

              B5       E5 Stop
wanna split right away? 
                                                                                  

Not so fast, you silly boy .  there's one thing I gotta say 
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We want a guy from a group who's got a thing in the charts
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We want a guy from a group who's got a thing in the charts
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We want a guy from a group who's got a thing in the charts
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We want a guy from a group who's got a thing in the charts
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