Fred Wedlock-Oldest Swinger In Town (live)
(Capo 2)
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G (320003@1) D (xx0232@1) GWhen (320003@1)you're scoring with a chick in a disco bar,
C (x32010@1) EmTake (022000@1)her home in your hairy little car,
G (320003@1) B7 (x21202@1) Em (022000@1) CThen (x32010@1)you find you went to school with her ma and pa,
G (320003@1) DYou're (xx0232@1)the oldest swinger in town.
G (320003@1) D (xx0232@1) GWhen (320003@1)you won't look in the mirror in the light of day,
C (x32010@1) EmSwear (022000@1)you've dyed it when your hair turns grey,
G (320003@1) B7 (x21202@1) Em (022000@1) CWhen (x32010@1)you zip up your trousers and your belly's in the way,
G (320003@1) D (xx0232@1) GYou're (320003@1)the oldest swinger in town.
C* GHere (320003@1)you come and there you go,
A? DWhite (xx0232@1)wheels, spots, and a stereo,
G (320003@1) B7 (x21202@1) Em (022000@1) CBut (x32010@1)the engine is clapped and the driver also,
G (320003@1) D (xx0232@1) GYou're (320003@1)the oldest swinger in town.
G (320003@1) D (xx0232@1) GThe (320003@1)barber takes a little less time each week,
C (x32010@1) EmThe (022000@1)kids don't understand a word you speak,
G (320003@1) B7 (x21202@1) Em (022000@1) C (x32010@1)
When you walk into a disco and they offer you a seat,
G (320003@1) DYou're (xx0232@1)the oldest swinger in town.
G (320003@1) D (xx0232@1) GYou (320003@1)prefer a pint of shandy to Bacardi and Coke,
C (x32010@1) EmThe (022000@1)sounds are too loud and there's too much smoke,
G (320003@1) B7 (x21202@1) Em (022000@1) C (x32010@1)
You'd like another dance, but you're afraid you'll get a stroke,
G (320003@1) D (xx0232@1) GYou're (320003@1)the oldest swinger in town.
C* GHere (320003@1)you come with your chest all bare,
A (x02220@1) DA (xx0232@1)little gold ingot and a lot of gold hair,
G (320003@1) B7 (x21202@1) Em (022000@1) C (x32010@1)
Like the disco king meets Yogi Bear,
G (320003@1) D (xx0232@1) GYou're (320003@1)the oldest swinger in town.
G (320003@1) D (xx0232@1) GWhen (320003@1)you're feeling as stiff as a skinhead's boot,
C (x32010@1) EmRub (022000@1)on Vick's where you used to splash Brut,
G (320003@1) B7 (x21202@1) Em (022000@1) CAnd (x32010@1)the latest punk fashion is your wedding suit,
G (320003@1) D (xx0232@1)
You're the oldest swinger in town.
G (320003@1) D (xx0232@1) GWhen (320003@1)you have to go shopping for your sex appeal,
C (x32010@1) Em (022000@1)
Travolta's shades and nine inch heels,
G (320003@1) B7 (x21202@1) Em (022000@1) CThey (x32010@1)say a man is just as old as the woman he feels,
G (320003@1) D (xx0232@1) GYou're (320003@1)the oldest swinger in town.
C* GHere (320003@1)you come with your lips closed tight,
A (x02220@1) DYou (xx0232@1)never smile, you know it wouldn't look right,
G (320003@1) B7 (x21202@1) Em (022000@1) CCause (x32010@1)your dentures glow in ultraviolet light,
G (320003@1) D (xx0232@1)
You're the oldest swinger in town.
B7 (x21202@1) Em (022000@1) Coldest (x32010@1)swinger in town,
G (320003@1) B7 (x21202@1) Em (022000@1) C (x32010@1)
And you look so mean because your pants are too tight,
G (320003@1) DYou're (xx0232@1)the oldest swinger in town.
G (320003@1) B7And (x21202@1)it takes you all night,
Em (022000@1) CTo (x32010@1)do what you used to do all night,
G (320003@1) D (xx0232@1) GYou're (320003@1)the oldest swinger in town.
Figured this one out by ear in honour of me bruvvah Pom! ;)
(Good laugh fer an open mic night)
RIP Fred.
