Half man half biscuit
restless legs


C
Here she lies in the fleecy gown
F            AB
by my side in the eiderdown
C                    AM
but she can't get a ticket to morning town

cause I have restless legs


C
Boring though this film may be
F            AB
Slumber still won't visit thee
C                    AM
so long as you stay next to me
F       G               C
for I have restless legs

C
Milky drink and sudafed
F            AB
that should sort you out she said
C                    AM
as I kicked myself clean out of the bed
F       G               C
praise these restless legs

C
Homeopathic cures I sort
F            AB
all in all its come to nought
C                    AM
I wish it was some astronaut
F       G               C
who had these restless legs


4 o 6 and I?m wide awake
F            AB
and uncontrollable urge to take
C                    AM
a 5 mile hike around the Ogwen Lake
F       G               C
just to stretch these restless legs


C
No sympathy from Uncle Greg
F            AB
nor indeed from Aunty Meg
C                    AM
but thank god I?m not Jake the peg
F       G               C
with a extra restless leg

C
So come the day when I don?t exist
F            AB
And worms are flying through the graveyard mist
C                    AM
don?t go botherin' the exorcist
F       G               C
its just my restless legs


F       G               C
its just my restless legs