C (x32010@1)                   GMy (320003@1)uncle Charlie is a cynical man
        C (x32010@1)                      GAnd (320003@1)his wife's a touch sceptical too
            C (x32010@1)                          GThey've (320003@1)got one of those stickers in the back of their van
         C (x32010@1)                          GIt (320003@1)says "We've seen the prices at the zoo"
       C (x32010@1)                               GWell (320003@1)today I knocked upon their door and said that I was passing
    C (x32010@1)                           GAnd (320003@1)Charlie launched a scathing attack
       C (x32010@1)                                  GWhen (320003@1)I asked him what I'd done he said "You stupid bastard
   C (x32010@1)              G (320003@1)     C (x32010@1)name="chord_320003@1">G C (x32010@1)name="chord_320003@1">G
We live in a cul-de-sac".
C (x32010@1)                         GWent (320003@1)to Dali's party it was fancy dress
C (x32010@1)                         GI (320003@1)just stuck an apple in my face
  C (x32010@1)                          GI (320003@1)saw a chap who obviously was out to impress
C (x32010@1)                            GReckoned (320003@1)he beat Gagarin in to space
         C (x32010@1)      G (320003@1)        C (x32010@1)       GHe (320003@1)said "Hi there Salv, like sorry I'm late
          C (x32010@1)          G (320003@1)           C (x32010@1)       GBut (320003@1)I was getting done up as a Mogul Thrash Acetate"
C (x32010@1)      G (320003@1)       C (x32010@1)    GMe (320003@1)I got bored, so I went home
C (x32010@1)      G (320003@1)     C (x32010@1)            GGot (320003@1)into bed and came to the conclusion:
G (320003@1)              CThere (x32010@1)is nothing better in life
     D (xx0232@1)            C (x32010@1)          D (xx0232@1)            GThan (320003@1)writing on the sole of your slipper with a biro,
G (320003@1)              CThere (x32010@1)is nothing better in life
     D (xx0232@1)            C (x32010@1)          D (xx0232@1)            GThan (320003@1)writing on the sole of your slipper with a biro,
G (320003@1)              CThere (x32010@1)is nothing better in life
     D (xx0232@1)            C (x32010@1)          D (xx0232@1)            GThan (320003@1)writing on the sole of your slipper with a biro,
G (320003@1)              C (x32010@1)    
There is nothing better in life
     D (xx0232@1)            C (x32010@1)          D (xx0232@1)            CThan (x32010@1)writing on the sole of your slipper with a biro
     D (xx0232@1)                       D7 (xx0212@1)         GOn (320003@1)a Saturday night instead of going to the pub.