C5 , A5 , F5 *, C5

      C5            A5                F5 *      C5
That girl is giving you the eye, and I and I and I
             C5                   A5
Don't like it how she makes you laugh so much
    F5 *               C5     
How when you're talking, that you touch
She's instantly more pretty and more interesting than me
She is thinking before she speaks
She is not all red and angry
I bet she doesn't like to eat
I bet her feet don't even stink!
I know your eyes are just for me, but...
           
          C5                A5
Kiss that girl and I will shrink up
          F5 *           C5
And I will die, and I will think up
           C5               A5 
A thousand ways that I can hurt you
            F5 *          C5
And you will never touch my hand
(x2)

Tonight we have not got on well
I know I have given you hell
I wish, we should have stayed at home
'Cause now I'm standing on my own
And you are having a nice time 
With a girl I really don't like
I know your eyes are just for mine, but...

Kiss that girl and I will shrink up
And I will die, and I will think up
A thousand ways that I can hurt you
And you will never touch my hand...
(x2)

    A5    G5                    C5   F5 *              
And Baby please don't break my heart
         A5          G5         C5  F5 *  
Because you are the only one I love
A5              G5             C5    F5 *
I'll be by your side till the very end
       A5        G5     C5  F5 *
'Cause you're my only friend

A5 , C5

Kiss that girl and I will shrink up
And I will die, and I will think up
A thousand ways that I can hurt you
And you will never touch my hand...
(x2)