Tabbed by Roj Vincent


A5
Ho ho fuckin ho

What a crock of shit
D5
We all work for Santa Claus
                    E5
Weve had enough we quit
A5
Cos we do all the fuckin work
A5
While he stars in the show
D5                                   
Stick your Christmas up yer arse
E5             A5
Ho ho fuckin ho

A5
Im Rudolph and I quit
                        D5
Just who does he think he is
      E5
That little fat cunt sat back in the sleigh
                     A5
Crackin his fuckin whip
A5
And me stuck up the front
                          D5
With these other useless c*nts
E5
Stick yer Christmas up yer arse
              A5
Ho ho fuckin ho

Ho ho fuckin ho
What a crock of shit
We all work for Santa Claus
Weve had enough we quit
Cos we do all the fuckin work
While he stars in the show
Stick your Christmas up yer arse
Ho ho fuckin ho

And what about us Elves
Weve had enough as well
Working in that freezing factory
Cold as fuckin hell
Working till we drop
With our bollocks freezing off
Stick yer Christmas up yer arse
Ho ho fuckin ho

Ho ho fuckin ho
What a crock of shit
We all work for Santa Claus
Weve had enough we quit
Cos we do all the fuckin work
While he stars in the show
Stick your Christmas up yer arse
Ho ho fuckin ho

Im Santa Claus s wife
I know what hes really like
Sneakin into thos little kids rooms
Hes a fuckin paedophile
A devious old drunk
And Im married to the c*nt
Stick your Christmas up yer arse
Ho ho fuckin ho

Ho ho fuckin ho
What a crock of shit
We all work for Santa Claus
Weve had enough we quit
Cos we do all the fuckin work
While he stars in the show
Stick your Christmas up yer arse
Ho ho fuckin ho
Stick your Christmas up yer arse
Ho ho fuckin ho