Intro: A5 x4 
 
Verse 1: 
A5 
Well there ain't many sheilas where I come from 
                               E5 
But she's the sorta sheila for me.  
 
'N' they recon I got the ugliest one 
                               A5 
But she's the sorta sheila for me.  
 
'N' if ya had a dog that looked like that 
      D5 
You'd shave its arse 'n' teach it to walk backwards 
        E5 
But you couldn't teach an animal to fuck like that 
                              A5 
So she's the sorta sheila for me.  
 
Chorus:   (play this after each verse) 
E5     A5 
Yeah, she's the sorta sheila for me 
                           E5 
She's the sorta sheila for me 
 
She ain't no fuckin' oil paintin' but 
                           A5 
She's the sorta sheila for me. 
 
Extra verses: 
 
Verse 2: 

Well there's no politically correct word for fuckin' fat 

But she's the sorta sheila for me.  

Bloke wants to root her gotta follow a map 

But she's the sorta sheila for me.  

But providing I can get drunk enough 

She's Elli McPherson when I'm upin 'er 

And even Wayne Kerry wouldn't bother tryin' to fuck 'er 

But she's the sorta sheila for me. 

Verse 3: 

She's got B.O. and she's got bad breath 

But she's the sorta sheila for me.  

She looks like a buffalo wearing a dress 

But she's the sorta sheila for me.  

She picks her nose and she's always fartin' 

Got saggy tits and a saggy arse 

But I tell ya what mate I'm fuckin' laughin' 

But she's the sorta sheila for me.  

Verse 4: 

Yeah, she ain't to pretty and she ain't to bright 

But she's the sorta sheila for me.  

She chews tobacco and she smokes a pipe 

But she's the sorta sheila for me.  

She's got the uglies and she's got the stupids 

Mate two short planks look like a computer 

And I gotta do this to get the courage up to root 'er 

So she's the sorta sheila for me.  
 
play chorus twice 
 
End verse:  (use short palm muted strums) 
                  A5                 A5 
Yeah you know the best bit is she's deaf 'n' dumb 
            D5                    D5 
And her old man dropped dead and left her a pub 
       E5                           E5 
So I'm not as fuckin stupid as you thought I was 
E5                          A5 (normal strum pattern) 
She's the sorta sheila for me. 
E5                          A5 
She's the sorta sheila for me. 
E5                          A5 
She's the sorta sheila for me. 
E5                          A5 E5 A5 
She's the sorta sheila for me.