Tab: Maniac1075 [Riff 1] ( E5 ) ( A5 ) I WAS PISSED AND DISORDERLY, AGAIN LAST FRIDAY NIGHT ( B5 ) ( E5 ) I GOT THROWN OUT OF THE PUB JUST AFTER NINE ( E5 ) IT?S NOT THE FIRST TIME THAT IT?S HAPPENED ( A5 ) ( B5 ) ( E5 ) BUT IF I REMEMBER RIGHT, I THINK THEY CAUGHT ME PISSING IN THE FIRE ( A5 ) WALTZIN' TRIPPIN' TO THE CAR PARK, TOOK A SHORT CUT DOWN A LANE ( B5 ) ( E5 ) WHEN A FUCKING CAT JUMPED OUT A RUBBISH TIN ( A5 ) SO I PICKED THE CUNT UP BY ITS TAIL ,AND LOOKED HIM UP AND DOWN ( B5 ) ( E5 ) NOW FANCY THROWING AWAY A PERFECTLY GOOD CAT LIKE him [CHORUS] ( A5 ) ( D5 ) ( A5 ) ( E5 ) BUT THAT FUCKIN' CATS BACK, NOW HOW'D HE DO THAT ( E5 ) ( A5 ) ( B5 ) I SLAMMED ME FOOT RIGHT UP HIS BUM AND KICKED THE CUNT TO KINGDOM COME ( A5 ) ( B5 ) ( E5 ) NOW WHERE THE FUCK DID HE COME FROM THAT FUCKING CATS BACK [Riff 2] I took all the back streets, going home that night, Cause I didn?t wanna end up in the can And I?d just turned into my street after stopping at the lights When some big prick went and trodded on me hand I finally got to my place, and tripped ass up on the lawn Then I spewed me guts up on the cat I remember eating peanuts and a soggy pie with sauce But I?m fucked if I remember eating that [back to chorus] [Riff 3] I slipped in beside me misses, the wrong way up in bed With me feet where me head was supposed to be I thought her bed socks where her nightcap And her knee caps where her tits But her rotten breath still smelt the same to me And I just crashed like that till morning The wrong way up in bed And Christ I had the horrors when i woke I though me missus snatch was that fucking cat again And worse than that some cunt had cut its throat [back to chorus]
