# Date: Fri, 29 Nov 1996 13:11:00 -0600 (CST) From: toschlog@houston.Geco-Prakla.slb.com (Jeff Toschlog) Subject: Thinkin' Strait by Rich McCready Thinkin' Strait (Rich McCready/Billy Montana/Brian Dean Maher) Last Friday night, me and the boys Got a gig to play downtown A last minute call for a hotel ball It wasn't our usual crowd There was sculptured ice, suits and ties Champagne in every glass But we showed 'em how these cowboy boots Could kick a little class We gave 'em 100 proof Haggard A double shot of ole George Jones We introduced 'em to Bocephus Sang all of his daddy's songs We had 'em drinkin' Lone Star Instead of sippin' on champagne They came in thinkin' Mozart But when they left we had 'em thinkin' Strait Well they rolled back that red carpet Threw some sawdust on the floor Those chandeliers were shakin' Like they never shook before And those ladies turned to cowgirls And those gentlemen went hog wild And they left behind fifth avenue By a good ole country mile Yeah, we gave 'em 100 proof Haggard A double shot of ole George Jones We introduced 'em to Bocephus Sang all of his daddy's songs We had 'em drinkin' Lone Star Instead of sippin' on champagne They came in thinkin' Mozart But when they left we had 'em thinkin' Strait