D5                        B5
I'm dating a mermaid, but we can't make love
          D5                               B5
Cause she don't got a vagina, although it smells like she does
A5                 G5          D5
I just wanna make love to my mermaid
    A5                           G5             D5
I'm sick and tired of only ever getting to do foreplay

D5 B5 D5 B5

    D5                                   B5
The other day my mermaid said: "Does my bum look big in this?"
            D5                                                         B5
I said: "Of course it doesn't, honey pie, sugar pie, sweetie pie, you don't have a
bum , you're half fish."
A5                 G5          D5
I just wanna make love to my mermaid
    A5                           G5             D5
I'm sick and tired of only ever getting to do foreplay

A5 G5 D5    4x  (over the sax solo)