...MEDICAL LOVE SONG... by Monty Python
-----------------------................

*from 'Monty Python Sings' (1989)*


Intro:

A+

Verse 1:

       DInflam-mation, (xx0232@1)Of the foreskin,
   A7Re-minds (x02020@1)me,
Of your smile,
I've had,
Ballanital,
Chancroids,
    DFor (xx0232@1)quite,
         D7A (xx0212@1)little while.

  GI (320003@1)gave my heart,
   Gdim
To NSU,
     DThat (xx0232@1)lovely,
         B7Night (x21202@1)in June,
  E7I (020130@1)ache for you,
My darling,
      A7And (x02020@1)I hope you,
         A+
Get well soon.

Verse 2:

(Faster):

   DMy (xx0232@1)penile warts,
Your herpes,
   A7My (x02020@1)syphilitic sores,
Your moenelial,
Infection,
      DHow (xx0232@1)I miss you,
         D7More (xx0212@1)and more.

     GYour (320003@1)dnob's itch,
   Gdim
My scrumpox,
    DOur (xx0232@1)lovely,
     B7Gonorrhoea, (x21202@1)   E7At (020130@1)least we,
Both were lying,
        A7When (x02020@1)we said that,
        A+
We were clear.

Verse 3:

    DOur (xx0232@1)syphilic,
Kisses,
           A7Sealed (x02020@1)the secret,
Of our tryst,
You gave me,
Scrotal pustules,
       DWith (xx0232@1)a quick flick,
        D7Of (xx0212@1)your wrist.
Your,

G (320003@1)         Gdim (3423xx@1)Trichovagi-nitis,
     DSent (xx0232@1)shivers,
        B7Down (x21202@1)my spine,
      E7I (020130@1)got snail tracks,
In my anus,
When your,
A (n.c)
 Spirochaetes,
          A+
Met mine.

Chorus 1:

D (xx0232@1)Gonoccalurethritis,
E7 (020130@1)Streptocalbalinitis,
A7 (x02020@1)Meningo myelitis,
D (xx0232@1)Diplococcal,
B7 (x21202@1)   E7 (020130@1)  A7 (x02020@1)Cepha-litis.

D (xx0232@1)Epididymitis,
E7 (020130@1)Interstitial,
Keratitis,
A7 (x02020@1)Syphilitic,
Choroiditis,
    DAnd (xx0232@1)anterior,
G (320003@1)  D (xx0232@1)Uve-itis.

Verse 4:

D (xx0232@1)My clapped-out,
Genitalia,
   A7Is (x02020@1)not so,
Bad for me,
As the com-plete,
And utter failure,
      DEvery (xx0232@1)time,
         D7I (xx0212@1)try to pee.

   GMy (320003@1)doctor says,
   Gdim
My blue balls,
        DAre (xx0232@1)the worst,
          B7He's (x21202@1)ever seen,
   E7My (020130@1)scrotum's,
Painted orange,
       A7And (x02020@1)my balls are,
        A+
Turning green.

Verse 5:

D (xx0232@1)My heart is,
Very tender,
          A7Though (x02020@1)my parts,
Are awful raw,
You might have,
Been infected,
        DBut (xx0232@1)you never,
       D7Were (xx0212@1)a bore.

    GI'm (320003@1)dying of,
     GdimYour (3423xx@1)love,
My love,
I'm your,
D (xx0232@1)Spirochaetal,
B7 (x21202@1)Clown,
     E7I've (020130@1)left my,
Body to science,
          A7But (x02020@1)I'm a-fraid,
They've turned,
         A+
It down.

Chorus 2:

D (xx0232@1)Gonoccalurethritis,
E7 (020130@1)Streptocalbalinitis,
A7 (x02020@1)Meningo myelitis,
D (xx0232@1)Diplococcal,
B7 (x21202@1)   E7 (020130@1)  A7 (x02020@1)Cepha-litis,

D (xx0232@1)Epididymitis,
E7 (020130@1)Interstitial,
Keratitis,
A7 (x02020@1)Syphilitic,
Choroiditis,
    DAnd (xx0232@1)anterior,
G (320003@1)  D (xx0232@1)Uve-itis.


CHORD DIAGRAMS:
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   A+      D (xx0232@1)     A7 (x02020@1)    D7 (xx0212@1) EADGBE  EADGBE  EADGBE  EADGBE
 x03221  xx0232  x02223  xx0212

   G (320003@1)    Gdim (3423xx@1)   B7 (x21202@1)    E7 (020130@1) EADGBE  EADGBE  EADGBE  EADGBE
 320003  xx3434  021202  020100


Tabbed by Joel from cLuMsY, Bristol, England, 2005
(clumsyband@hotmail.com)
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