Artist: Nerd Herder Song: Sportsman Bar Album: My E.P. Intro: (Done with open chords) A (x02220@1) A (x02220@1) E (022100@1) AThere's (x02220@1)a place on Figueroa Street, D (xx0232@1) A (x02220@1) B (x2444x@1)EWhere (022100@1)you can always gooooo A (x02220@1) E (022100@1) ASmiling (x02220@1)faces you might meet, D (xx0232@1) AWhoa! (x02220@1)All Hail, E (022100@1) AThe (x02220@1)Sportsman Bar D (xx0232@1) AWhoa! (x02220@1)All Hail, E (022100@1) AThe (x02220@1)Sportsman Bar (Rest of the song is power chords) Verse 1: A5The (x022xx@1)trophies on the mantel E5 (022xxx@1) A5Are (x022xx@1)covered with dust, D5 (xx023x@1) A5 (x022xx@1) G5 (355xxx@1)name="chord_022xxx@1">E5 And the pretzels are from nineteen eighty-twooooo. A5 (x022xx@1) E5The (022xxx@1)soda from the bar A5 (x022xx@1) D5Tastes (xx023x@1)just like rust, A5 (x022xx@1) E5Nobody (022xxx@1)cares! All Hail A5The (x022xx@1)Sportsman Bar D5 (xx023x@1) A5Whoa! (x022xx@1)All Hail, E5 (022xxx@1) A5 (x022xx@1)(Hold) The Sportsman Bar Pre Chorus 1: D5There's (xx023x@1)Mike Green, A5He's (x022xx@1)fallen to his knees, D5He's (xx023x@1)mumbling 'bout the A5 (x022xx@1) E5State (022xxx@1)Street rock and roooolllllll D5They (xx023x@1)took away the booths, A5 (x022xx@1) B5But (x244xx@1)unless they take the roof D5 (xx023x@1) E5We (022xxx@1)will see you again here tomorrow! Solo: E-------------------------------------------------------| B-------------------------------------------------------| G-------------------------------------------------------| D-------------------------------------------------------| A---0-0-2-4-2-0---7-7-7-9-7-0---9-7-5-7-0---4-5-4-2-4-2-| E-------------------------------------------------------| E--------------------------------------------------| B--------------------------------------------------| G--------------------------------------------------| D--------------------------------------------------| A---0-0-2-4-2-0---7-7-7-9-7-0---9-7-5-7-0---4--2-0-| E--------------------------------------------------| D5 (xx023x@1) A5Whoa! (x022xx@1)All hail, E5 (022xxx@1) A5the (x022xx@1)sportsman bar! Verse 2: Say a prayer for friends Who passed away, Say a prayer for the lurkers And the losers And to all you bastards That moved out of town, We'll see you at Thanksgiving At the Sportsman Bar Whoa! All Hail, The Sportsman Bar Pre Chorus 2: Ned's our man, With his Pabst Blue Ribbon can, Uh-oh, he's looking for a fight! He'll punch you in the face, But it's your kind of place So we'll see you again here tomorrow! A5 (x022xx@1) E5 (022xxx@1) A5 (x022xx@1) D5Everybody's (xx023x@1)drunk! Everybody's drunk! x3 A5 (x022xx@1) E5 (022xxx@1) D5 (xx023x@1) A5Whoa! (x022xx@1)All Hail, The Sportsman Bar (Final time do this) D5 (xx023x@1) E5 (022xxx@1) A5Sports-man (x022xx@1)Baaaar!